You've never had homemade strawberry jam before have you? That's ok, you're not worthy of such bliss. The orgasmic qualities of homemade strawberry jam should not be yours to enjoy.
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I actually have had homemade jam of every flavor. And it's pleb-worthy material. How about you upgrade to raspberry, you barbarian.
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Nope not doing it. Strawberry freezer jam is the master race. I could actually eat it straight from the jar.
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Yeah, you probably shovel it in with your bare hands. Well, I'm an ambassador from the 21st century, eat raspberry, or stay in the past, you caveman.
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Yes I could actually. I'd fist that jar and lick out the contents. It's too delicious. Have fun with your moderation wanna be elitist.
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[quote]I'd fist that and lick out the contents.[/quote] And you called me perverted.
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Just speaking a language you can understand me 21st century ambassador (:
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I demand an apology.
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Haha cute (:
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I never forgive and I never forget.
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Awww silly Jim, grudges are for kids. (:
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Edited by Jim the Admin: 11/27/2013 5:06:35 PMNo, grudges are for men who can't let go. Who shouldn't have to let go. Don't worry, I'll find out who, or what, you are and I will personally bring your empire crashing to the ground.
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I don't have an empire ):
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Your kind disgusts me.
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Bigot
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How? Because I don't like imposters?
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Who am I pretending to be? Raw Suggar? OMG guys!!! I'm not the real Raw Suggar!
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For all I know you're my alt. you do have a habit of following me around replying more frequently than most. I don't know exactly whose alt you are but when I find out, your ass is mine.
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My ass will never be yours... Creep. Lol and you know perfectly well that I'm not you silly. What if I muted you right now?
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I mean, what use would muting me have? You're the one that stalks me.
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An hour and thirty right minutes later you still have it in your heart to reply. Awwww
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Sorry, I'm driving around IRL. Sometimes I don't have time to stop and ridicule you.
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): oh