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originally posted in:The 117th Regiment
11/5/2013 1:49:38 AM
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So, this Cabal and Fallen Captain walk into a bar, they get a seat and order a round of Cabal Ale and Hive Suds. A Vex walks over to them and says.....
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You owe me money
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The Cabal opens his purse and finds that he spent the last of his Glimmer. He looks at the Fallen and the Fallen opens his fanny-pack to kind nothing but moon dust. In anger, the Vex jumped up on the bar and started.... [spoiler]Now you continue/add to the story[/spoiler]
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Beat-boxing
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Beat boxing, the Vex attempts to torment the Cabal and Fallen with its scratchy voice and lack of tune. Suddenly a hive starts to start in on the action by.... [spoiler]Now you continue/add to the story[/spoiler]
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Tearing out the Vex's large red eye.
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As the Vex grabbed the air in vain, trying to grab its eye, it the Cabal across the face. Angered, the Cabal Grabs the Vex and.... [spoiler]Now you continue/add to the story[/spoiler]
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Throws it down the bar.
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Sending the Vex straight into a pyramid of beer cans stacked by a very upset Fallen Dreg, who.... [spoiler]Now you continue/add to the story[/spoiler]
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Passes out atop the machine.
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And eating it.
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And then partly becoming a vex
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Then begins time traveling randomly because he can't control it.
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And while time traveling learns the secrets of the vex and now the vex want the hiveling destroyed
