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Edited by Cortana Five: 12/29/2014 5:25:08 PM
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Boobs in Destiny (Breast Thread Ever)

[quote]12/23/2014 Edit:[b] [u]This thread was made before Destiny was released. [/u][/b]We didn't know how things were going to be yet![/quote] There's a certain type of response that I'm expecting for this thread (immature and full of boob jokes), and then there's a certain kind of response I'm looking for (responsible conversation). I'm not telling either of you types of posters to leave. It's okay. I would like to talk about breasts. Specifically, armored breasts. I don't want Destiny to go down a dark path of poor anatomy. Allow me to say that the more unbalanced the ratio of female to male artists there are on a project, the higher the likelihood of us seeing game armor like [url=http://pds22.egloos.com/pmf/201101/18/68/e0072368_4d34afdf54228.jpg]this[/url]. It's annoying enough to have two melons on your chest, but when they're held up by gravity-defying pieces or metal, that's painful. Bras filled with cushioning and breathable material can still be painful. Imagine chicken wire holding up your moobs. But that's an over-the-top fantasy MMO, not a space opera. So let's pick a space opera. [url=http://loschaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Mass-Effect-Ash-and-Shepard.jpg]Why does the world of Mass Effect require lady lumps on armor?[/url] Why are those emphasized boob pieces necessary in a game that made some huge strides in female representation in games? Do sports bras not exist there? Can we top that off with the idea of a blunt object going towards someone's chest? [url=http://media.tumblr.com/74cddede528b5731359fcfec48885cbd/tumblr_inline_mgc3zjXIsW1rnp9q5.png]Lady lump armor will make things slide into the -blam!-ing sternum[/url]. You know, the bone right in front of a shit ton of vital organs. So what's the solution for this problem? 1. Cut a hole in the box. 2. Make sure your artists/modelers are well versed in proper female anatomy. 3. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag4C0MFRnmE]Buy a sports bra[/url]. 4. Take the awesome male armor you had before and put a woman in it. Don't get me wrong! People come in all shapes and sizes. Breastplates will sometimes need to be a bit bigger for some people and some people will need slimmer sets of power armor. Sometimes people wear form-fitting armor, but that still doesn't excuse outlining the breasts on the armor. [url=http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/yummie-tummie-joelle-shaping-tank/3218774?origin=related-3218774-0-0-1-1-Rich%20Relevence]Even casual form-fitting clothes do not work that way.[/url] What you get is the "uniboob." [b]Wanting armor that caters to the female anatomy doesn't justify overcompensating for the female anatomy.[/b] Armored breasts do not need to be [url=http://www.wethegamerz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/me3duo.jpg]lifted and separated when one encapsulated piece suffices in the first place[/url]. Done. You think I'm kidding? I'm -blam!-ing serious.

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  • It's okay, you don't have to be that ticked off about it. But it does bother me as well. First though, not all of Mass Effect has female characters with large breasts popping out. Some of female Shepard's armor is the best female armor you'll see for female characters in video games. This is more visible in Mass Effect 3, but there are some example in ME2 like Inferno Armor (sorry if I spelled that wrong), and Cerberus armor. I have to say that I am more concerned with different races having breasts when they shouldn't. I'm referring to Argonians and Khajiit in Skyrim. Argonians are lizard people for crying out loud, and they have breasts? What it usually comes down to is that Bethesda would have had to make a whole new armor set just for female Argonians and Khajiit. Personally I think it's worth the extra time. I'm concerned that Bungie has put breasts on female Exos which just doesn't make sense to me. They are robots, what would they need breasts for? It's either for infiltration (to blend in) or for...you know...the other thing...

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