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1/20/2013 6:02:22 AM
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I lost a condom in my girlfriend's house

I was with my girlfriend and when I went to grab it out of my wallet (don't worry, I don't keep it in there 24/7 so it's not beat up), it wasn't there! I know for a fact I put it in there just before I got out of my car and entered her house. She went upstairs to change since we just got back from dinner and I needed to take a leak so I went to the bathroom. It could have fallen out in there without me realizing it and I'm worried her parent's may have found it. There's a possibility her sister who's a year older may have picked it up. The only places I could think it may be are the bathroom, my car, her basement, or her driveway. I checked my car completely after I left and I couldn't find it. We checked under the couch in her basement and in the cushions. She's going to check her driveway tomorrow just to make sure. But everywhere we looked, nowhere to be found. If her parents did find it, how screwed am I?

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