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10/7/2013 7:29:48 AM
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The kids are home

"Mooooommmmm we're home from school" "YOU AND YOUR BROTHER COME TO THE LIVING ROOM PLEASE" The boys walked over to the living room. All of the furniture was piled in one corner, dirt from potted plants spotted the carpet. “BOYS ITS TIME, ITS FINALLY TIME” Mother started to violently flail her arms and jumping in place. Sticky rope like silk started coming out of Mother’s mouth, she began to wrap the boys up in a cocoon. She skittered in circles around them, wrapping them tightly in the silk. After the boys were sufficiently wrapped she started tying their cocoon to the walls and furniture. She started beating her head against the cocoon and smashing them around the room. Right as she was trying to unstick them from an overturned lamp. The front door slammed open. “HONEY, I AM HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME” Said dad, getting louder with each repetition of “home” he slammed the door behind him and walked into the kitchen. “WORK WAS KILLER TODAY” He grabbed a knife and walked over to the cutting board, he placed his hand, palm up on the board and began to carve out a large chunk of his palm. Walking into the living room he popped the chunk of his palm casually into his mouth. Upon seeing his wife, and kids in a cocoon. He began to produce the same strange silk from his mouth, he tied mom onto the kids and hung the whole bundle from the ceiling. He then tied himself to the cocoon. After swaying for a few seconds the silk started to smoke, and then smolder. And then finally burst into flames and burn aggressively. As it burnt a strange and chunky orange substance dripped from the cocoon onto the floor and form a puddle. After a few minutes of burning and dripping the fire went out. The front door opened yet again and in walked a large man with a white lab coat that said “PRODUCT COLLECTOR” He produced a large plastic bag and small shovel. He began to scoop the orange chunky substance into the bag. Once he got most of it into the bag he sealed It with a zip tie, and spit on it. He walked out of the front door and drove off.

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