Discuss the transcendental glory that shall fall upon Australia with the commencement of our mighty leader Abbott's reign.
First order of business: Kick out the bloody asylum seekers. Fleeing from murderous persecution in your homeland? Get out of here, you're 'polluting' our culture. Think of the children ya bloody wankers. What's that? Germany takes in twenty times as many asylum seekers as us? lol GTFO, money's tight as it is.
Second order of business: Throw $75,000 at any working pregnant woman at an annual cost of $5.5bn.
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Good day mate koala bear. I just came back from a barbe and -blam!-ing a kangaroo.
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Raise the minimum wage to $30 an hour! Kill all the dingoes! Shrimp on the Barbe for everyone!
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Steve Elkington for supreme ruler.