>be 16
>midnight oclock
>hungry
>go downstairs to refrigerator
>grab bag of onions
>gorgre myself on them
>eat all of their layers
>my stomach gurgles
>i know it's going to be a big fat ogre shit
>sprint to bathroom
>plant myself on the toilet
>i push
>nothing
>i push and yell like life depended on it
>a belch emerges from my shrektum while i keep pushing
>i knew it
>shrek's head emerges from my asshole
>OI THIS AINT MAI SWAMP
>my insides are wrecked but i keep pushing for shrek
>oh god when will it be ogre
>slowly i birth the ogrelord
>he's covered with my blood and guts
>HAVE YOU SEEN DUNKEH
>i'm beginning to lose consciousness
>i know it's ogre for me
>the last thing i see before blacking out is shrek flushing himself down my toilet
>shrek is love, shrek is life
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So I guess you saw that Facebook post about the girl and the Sherk movie in school.( -_-)