>be 16 >midnight oclock >hungry >go downstairs to refrigerator >grab bag of onions >gorgre myself on them >eat all of their layers >my stomach gurgles >i know it's going to be a big fat ogre shit >sprint to bathroom >plant myself on the toilet >i push >nothing >i push and yell like life depended on it >a belch emerges from my shrektum while i keep pushing >i knew it >shrek's head emerges from my asshole >OI THIS AINT MAI SWAMP >my insides are wrecked but i keep pushing for shrek >oh god when will it be ogre >slowly i birth the ogrelord >he's covered with my blood and guts >HAVE YOU SEEN DUNKEH >i'm beginning to lose consciousness >i know it's ogre for me >the last thing i see before blacking out is shrek flushing himself down my toilet >shrek is love, shrek is life