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Edited by die wily: 9/1/2013 4:49:09 PM
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My Time Here is Ogre

My obshrektive has been effected. I've changed this hashtag from a pack of layerless farquaads into a cluster of eye-watering onions. You dunkehs have given me so much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with staying with Bungie? Well, you never know if you don't go. I've been shrektical that leaving is the right move, but I knew in my heart of farts that my time here has begun to dragon. My address is a swamp. If you are ever in need (shrexual or otherwise) and desire the aid of a massive shrock or a fat ogre shit, pray to me, and I will cum.

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  • [b]This is the tale of Shrek West[/b] , who moved his Shrek Nest, to have a Shrek Rest, For he must be at his Shrek Best, before he's off on a Shrek Quest, where he'll be put to the Shrek Test. In hopes to retrieve the Shrek Chest, that is marked with the Shrek Crest, He shall return to the Shrek Nest and have himself a Shrek Fest, where he will welcome many Shrek Guests. But first he must be rid of Shrek Pests, So he can put on his Shrek Vest and dance at the party with Shrek Zest.

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