Once upon a time, I told you children about how I discovered the amazingness of putting rubbing alcohol on my balls. I burned so badly, but it felt so good at the same time. It was amazing for a time, but alas, after a time, the burn died down and became but subtle warmth. But now I've discovered another revelation that makes such feeling 10X more exhilerating! I found some medicated body powder when I had a fresh coat of rubbing alcohol on my balls. So around mid ball burn, I decided to out the powder on my balls too. So I did. It was so freakin trippin. It was cooling and burning at the same time. If my balls were a mouth, they would have been chewing some minty fresh gum with a god spoonful of cayenne pepper. It was weird and yet amazing. But unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and this one came to an end all too soon. It didn't last very long but while it did, it was nice. So what did you do last night, flood?
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Maybe you should put some Veet on your balls...