That's my story, even though it's ridiculously obvious that I'm not. And for some strange reason, I made a thread to tell everybody. Strangely, I chose to post in #OffTopic before #Destiny, #Community, or #Bungie, Which are the only Forums that get people to start posting here, Before they eventually migrate to The Flood. So why don't you all pretend I'm some sort of Newfag, And feed into my absolute attention whoreyness.