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Edited by Melty Blood: 8/12/2013 9:48:25 PM
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Flood I am in an awkward situation with a stripper

I brought her into my home. She said she wanted the money now. I said after we get into the business. I also brought doughnuts to stimulate our mouths so that we could suck on each other if you know what I mean. When we started eating, I said: "First we'll have a doughnut, then we'll GO NUTS!" In the best loud voice I could muster. She is now staring at me demanding me the money now. If I give it to her I fear she'll just run. Help me! What should I say? EDIT: She's giving me head right now but this ones tricky. Gotta watch out. By the way can i go to jail if i forced her in a basement?

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