Once there was a duck but he wasnt a normal duck no he was a special duck special how do you ask well he had powers hit poos could fly over 5 feet and he would use it to create more ugly ducklings but that isnt the point of the story the point of the story is that there was a special duck and he did stuff and that is the story do you want more well ok the duck once went to a magical land of happiness called duckland and in duckland there are things called duckaroos and they are bad bad bad so the special duckling with the flinging poo would go to duckland and fling his poo at the duckaroos and then he would slit their throats with his rock hard cock just like his friend mamaduck yes she had a cock its a long story with three operations anyway the duck would kill the duckaroos and then he would live hapilly ever after with the other ducks in duckland and one time he got a wife and made babies and then his wife ate three of the four babies because she had a mild form of down syndrome so he was like -blam!- this so he ate the last baby too and that's the story of poonkins the magical warrior princess the end