split the back of my skull open when I was 4. Had the bright idea to prop one of those fisher-price plastic rocking horses against an elevated side walk in order to achieve maximum air time. flipped the thing backwards and hit my head on the sidewalk. had to get stitches, still have a bald spot. Runner up: Easter at the relatives house in texas during 5th grade, Everyone was cracking confetti eggs on each other's head. Someone was coming after me, and I was backing away when I tripped on a large roll of barbed wire(probably not the best thing to have laying around with a bunch of kids running around everywhere). Sliced my calf open from my ankle to an inch or so below the knee. Still have a large scar down my leg. (side note: while I was recovering[leg still gushing out blood into the gauss wrap and bandaid], my older brother decked me in the face because I told him to stop stealing my easter candy(he had already eaten his) and gave me a black eye.) Also, shortly after, my leg had an allergic reaction to the bandage tape used on my leg, so I was left with a few lesions on the rest of my leg. Honorable mention: Not technically an injury, but I did have to get marrow work done in highschool. The hole left in the back of my hip stayed open for 2 weeks, and I had trouble sitting for 2 months.