Forum goers, I come today with a serious problem that is being caused by our own hands. For far too long, the Slippery dick is losing it's habitat, and slowly coming to extinction. These fish provide a full meal to the human race, sacrificing themselves, to make sure we prosper. Without them, I fear we will all soon die of starvation and disease. These salty tasting creatures are dying by our own hands, once a proud erect species, has now become a poor flaccid disaster.. I hope some of you will help my in my quest, to improve upon the breeding grounds for these majestic creatures, I call you to help me improve the food source for these animals and help make sure they survive. Please Flood I beg you, to help me put these dicks back into our mouths, for us and them, to enjoy.
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What man would name a fish, 'Slippery Dick' and be completely serious about it? Who I ask?