You have been charged for a crime that you did not commit. You have spent the last week in jail and are now undergoing trial.
What do you do in this situation?
Remember, the more ridiculous, silly and absurd, the better.
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I shall claim that they're taking away my rights as a believer of Khorne. I was merely doing my duty as a Khornate to spill blood for the blood god. Is that so wrong?