You have been charged for a crime that you did not commit. You have spent the last week in jail and are now undergoing trial.
What do you do in this situation?
Remember, the more ridiculous, silly and absurd, the better.
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I would get out of my seat. Calmly walk up to the judge. Say: "this is my court room." Punch judge in the face so he falls of his chair. Then I take his place, kick the jury out, and rule myself not-guilty.