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Edited by DarkSpyda04:
7/8/2013 7:41:25 PM
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Masterchief versus Aquaman: It is going down!
Masterchief is sitting on the beach eating a pineapple when he gets bored and boards a plane to Hawaii. Then after a week in Hawaii he gets bored and boards a plane to Connecticut. In Connecticut he takes a five mile hike by the shoreside. Then after a while he gets bored yet again and takes a plane back to where he started, [location classified]. Here while on a raft made of broken sandals and held together by duct tape while sipping a martini, he is shocked to discover that he left his wallet in the car. So paddling on his way back to the car, he is attacked by hunger and eats a hamburger. While he's eating a hamburger something happens out of the sudden that is not ordinary. The hamburger slips out of his hands and into the water; he curses at the thought. Then Aquaman appears and the two start fighting. Who will win?
EDIT: People are taking this thread seriously?
(Quick, everybody change your vote to masterchief!)
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1 ReplyI create this thread half as a parody and people are looking into the depth of its question. I was thinking about how Aquaman is often parodied as "useless" among other super heroes because it's unlikely that anyone would battle in his turf. But to see that the thread polls are tied, I am surprised and even look into the question's depth myself. It seems that Aquaman has the advantage if the ocean were the battleground. It's after all the only place Aquaman could be fought. So all it really comes down to is where the battle goes down.
