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The United States of America

>United States >Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting >Highest GDP on Earth >Worth 51% of the global economy >Largest navy in the world >Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth >Only country with a functioning railgun >30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth >Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones >Developing a new generation of spaceships >Only country to have been to the Moon >Only country with a private sector actively working in space >Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication >Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart >Won WWII singlehandedly >Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812) >Leader of the free world Don't like us? No problem. At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgyfags "LOL -blam!- the system -blam!- Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen. You are ALL American people.

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  • Edited by Mister Sparkles : 6/12/2013 12:54:15 PM
    >Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting - And? You couldn't do it without support from other powerful nations. >Highest GDP on Earth - Depends... GDP (PPP) is Qatar. The European Union also massively out competes you and is fast becoming its own bloody nation - much to the dismay of us British. >Worth 51% of the global economy - And the economic problems are rife. >Largest navy in the world - Good for you, but big =/= good. >Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth - Lol. Not a good thing at all. >Only country with a functioning railgun - Good for you, you've figured out another way to murder people sat on top of black gold. >30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth - and your troops are really not that well trained. The general opinion among the British armed forces is that you're all a bunch of trigger happy hicks. >Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones - Lol, Iran and Indonesia to name two others. >Developing a new generation of spaceships - This is good, I applaud this. >Only country to have been to the Moon - You mean the one thing you managed to beat the soviets to? Y'know... The soviets... The people who beat you to every other important milestone. >Only country with a private sector actively working in space - Good. However, soon this'll no longer be true. >Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication - arts? Humanities? Industry? CULTURE? Lol. >Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart - a quick Google search disproves this. >Won WWII singlehandedly - stupidest f uckin sentence I've ever read. >Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812) - you lost Viet Nam, shut up. You'll also lose Afghanistan. >Leader of the free world - free my ass Try harder.

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