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And you have to face one of the following in combat in its native environment:
Nile Crocodile
Tiger
Polar bear
Kodiak bear
Komodo Dragon
Jaguar
Lion
Hyena pack of 3
Gray Wolf pack of 3
King Cobra
Anaconda
Burmese Python
This will be a fight to the death. You cannot scare them off or run away. When I say native environment, I mean you fight the crocodile on a riverbank, the Anaconda in a muddy swamp, the polar bear on a snowy plain, etc. Bear in mind not only your probability of victory in the encounter, but how painful it will be if you lose.
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I would choose the Anaconda. While it is strong, and can strike, I have a plan. Horizontally point my forearm at it, and allow it to strike and bite my forearm. While this will hurt, a lot, it will be right where I want it. See, its teeth are like hooks, and when it bites my arm, it is stuck there. It cant let go because its teeth arent shaped for that. Then, with its head close to me, and its bite already done, I will use the rock to bash ets fookn hed in i swer on me mum.