So today, I was walking down the street when I sneezed. Next thing I know, some Christian asshole says "Bless you" and walks away. I couldn't believe my ears! This fu­ckwad was trying to shove his religious bullshit down my throat! Well, I simply can't have this. I say us atheist protest the use of the phrase "bless you", and if you don't agree, you're a blubbering retard.