So you play as this one guy that used to have a cool glow stick thing. Then this lizard guy and some chick with a bunch of tattoos shows up and they kidnap your girlfriend but you think she is dead. So then you go see that really dumb guy that has a fake hand on that one planet that orbits that gas giant. So what you do is you get your glow stick and your magic back and then you go to space New York and fight the gangstas and rescue the black guy. Then you and the black guy go to the floating place and you kill the space [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]. Some of them have glow sticks and magic too. You then beat up the lizard guys girl and then go to an asteroid thing. You -blam!- up that place pretty hard then hitchhike on some white guy's ship. You fight the white guy who is in his robo-suit and take out the shields. Then you and your girlfriend get off the ship and you kill a bunch of space [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] and then you kill the lizard guy. Apparently Bungie filters N@ziz with godwinslaw.