I think you forgot secret reason 7. [b]7. Think About the Science![/b] Alright listen up buttercup. Life's not easy. Its hard. But you wanna know whats harder? SCIENCE! We need every breathing body at our disposal to help make science an easier thing than life. If we can get Science to be easier than life than we can bend it over and spank it all we want! Because Science is a cheap prostitute, and Life demands to see its pimp, and that Pimp is YOU!