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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"Faith in balls will lead you nowhere, Saddler!" -Resident Evil 4, Leon.
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1 Reply"I know what the balls like."
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"What is a man? A miserable little pile of balls" - [i]Castlevania: Symphony of the Night[/i]
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"I came here to kick ass and chew balls... and I'm all out of balls."
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I forgot most of it but the beginning of halo 3 cortana says to chief you have something none of the other Spartans had, balls
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-"Nothing to see here. Nope. Nobody special. Ignore the mick with the balls."
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1 Reply[i]"The right balls in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."[/i] -G-man, HL:2
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Balls, Fast and Low!
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Edited by Master Chief: 6/7/2013 6:57:08 PMFinish the balls
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1 ReplyEdited by AngryBrute: 4/19/2013 4:22:53 PM"Oh I know what the Balls like." -Halo 2 "F**k you! And F**K your balls!" -Dead Space 2 "I used to be an adventurer like you. But I took an arrow to the balls." -Skyrim "They told me. Son, you're special. You were born to do great things... You know what? They were balls." -Bioshock "You're all of you balls!" -Halo 3 "What is step 1 comrades!" "Secure the balls!" -BLOPS
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"I see a lot of you men shooting from the balls." From the beginning of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
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"How does 90mm of balls strike you."
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17 RepliesI used to be an adventurer like you...until I took an arrow in the balls.
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2 RepliesEdited by Src4mblerr: 5/31/2013 3:30:59 AM"Permission to leave the station sir" - Chief "For what purpose?" - Captain Hood "To give them back their balls" - Chief Halo 2
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I love the smell of balls in the morning. Srg Johnson -
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2 Replies[i]Let me guess... Someone stole your balls?[/i]
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5 RepliesEdited by kgj: 4/18/2013 9:33:44 PM"Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks! We had [I]balls[/I]! Two balls and a d1ck for the whole platoon. [I]And we had to share the d1ck![/I]"
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"I need a balls." and "Sir, finishing this balls." [spoiler]Master Chief[/spoiler]
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"I've got balls of balls."
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1 ReplyHas anyone used "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the balls." yet?
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[i]"And so our balls begin..."[/i] - Fable II [i]"Hero, your balls are low..."[/i] - Fable I
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Edited by DragonzZilla: 5/30/2013 1:24:25 PM[spoiler][b]N'nami:[/b] "Three years... I've never seen so many people clothed in just three short years..." [b]Adviser:[/b] "The sign of a strong leader, sir." [b]N'nami:[/b] "No - - the decency of a respectful people. And one very able adviser." [b]Adviser:[/b] "Thank you, sir." [b]N'nami:[/b] "Your team deserves credit as well... Mr. Lightning Balls." [b]Raiden:[/b] "Just doing our job, Mr. Prime Minister." [b]N'nami:[/b] "I must admit, I once thought of groups like yours as penny-pinchers - - tightwad businessmen. But you've built up our textile industry well - - public decency has returned sooner than expected. Perhaps I was wrong about these 'private retailing corporations'..." [b]Raiden: [/b]"We prefer 'public decency providers,' sir. Most of Maverick's contracts do focus on public order." [b]N'nami:[/b] "Yes, well, 'order' can mean many things..." [b]Raiden:[/b] "There's a saying I like: '[i]A pair of balls out keeps another pair in the zipper[/i].' Sometimes the presence of your balls alone is a deterrent for other males. Sometimes, by bedding a woman, others can't get laid. It's the code the samurai lived by..." [b]N'nami:[/b] "Hm... a soldier and a pimp. You are full of surprises, Mr. Lightning Balls." [b]Raiden:[/b] "I can say the same about you, Mr. Prime Minister." [b]Adviser:[/b] "What is happening?" [b]Courtney:[/b] "Someone's blocking the main vehicle... hold on." [b]Cyborg:[/b] "Clear the road! This is official state business! [b]Cyborg:[/b] "I said, clear the road! We're authorized to use force if you do-" [b]Courtney:[/b] "Spaceball One! U-turn! Turning back!" [b]Adviser:[/b] "Who was that?" [b]Raiden:[/b] "A stripper..." [b]Agent:[/b] "One of our rivals?" [b]Boris:[/b] "Courtney! What is happening?" [b]Courtney:[/b] "We got hit, sir. A stripper." [b]Boris:[/b] "Whose?" [b]Courtney:[/b] "DICC comes up 'free man'." [b]Boris:[/b] "I'll notify all checkpoints. Get N'nami out of there!" [b]Adviser:[/b] "We're going to be stripped..." [b]N'nami:[/b] "Stay calm." [b]Courtney:[/b] "He's got back-up dancers! On our twelve!" [b]Boris:[/b] "Raiden!" [b]Raiden:[/b] "I'm on it. Guard the prime minister." [b]Raiden:[/b] "Let's get this over with."[/spoiler]
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3 Replies[i]"The seed of the prophet shall sit the throne and drown in balls the mountains of man."[/i]
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Stack up on the Balls
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"Humans your balls have come."
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"I am your shield. I am your balls."- Cortana, Halo 3
