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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Edited by adamj004: 7/28/2013 1:12:39 AM"You are the Arbiter. The will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites. Their balls matter to me, yours does not."
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You, I've seen you. Let me see your BALLS, you are the one from my dreams. Gods give me strength. - Emperor Uriel septim III
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"Master Chief, mine telling me what your doing on that ship?" "Sir, finishing these balls."
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Makarov, have you ever heard the expression "The enemy of my enemy is my balls?" MW2 This is it balls, hold me. Halo CE The Cake is a balls Portal
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Men, here is where we show those split-chin squid-head sons-of-bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race! We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs, until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then we are going to strangle them with their own-living-balls! [turns around] Am I right, Marines!?
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Enough!I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my balls and slaughters my people! -Skyrim
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They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose which ever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. But you had something they didn't, something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Balls.
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3 Replies"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my balls, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding." (Sovereign)
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You know what's wrong with Skyrim these day? Everyone is obsessed with balls.
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Skyrim- I'll cut your balls like an old woman's purse! I'll paint my balls with your blood!
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You're in my balls commander. - Kat Halo Reach
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"I don't like the sound of that." "A Balls!" "A what?" "One of those big -blam!-ing guys." ~TLOU
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3 RepliesEdited by The Random: 4/21/2013 3:41:14 PM"Take my advice, Rookie. You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she's got balls." :D
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"Balls, balls never changes" - Fallout
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"The struggle for survival is a war without balls." - Fallout 3
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The balls Mason! What do they mean?
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Edited by Vinz Clortho: 7/10/2013 8:00:29 AM"What's the matter? You cant stand the balls of a strong Nord woman?" -Skyrim
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"I'll mount your balls on my wall!"
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1 Reply"I used to be an adventurer like you once... until I took an arrow to the balls." -Skyrim guard
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2 RepliesI got suspended from XBL for putting one of these quotes in my profile :/
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1 Reply"Another wanderer, here to lick my fathers balls. Good Job." -kid from Skyrim
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We will take our balls back. And drive our enemy into the grave they have been so happily digging.
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Halo Balls Evolved
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1 Reply"I've got balls of balls." -Duke Nukem
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Fable 3 Walter, "Balls" Replaced "Balls"
