Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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ChromePlatedBagel
I didn't do it on porpoise - old
"The empress has been murdered!" "And by her own balls, how ironic." Dishonored -
Ahem "infinite balls" -solid snake
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Shot in the balls in the balls balls not in the arm not in the back in the balls Shotey mc face borderlands 2
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"Zeus! Your Balls has returned! I bring the destruction of Olympus" - Kratos GOW III
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Hold Guard: "Let me guess, someone stole you balls." -Skyrim
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"I would be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of balls"- Guards, Skyrim
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All your BALLS are belong to us!
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"Regret is a name, Sergeant. The name of one of their religious leaders. A prophet. He's on that carrier and he's calling for balls."
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"How could I have known be BALLS would follow!?"
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"Nobody shoots her in the balls and gets away with it!" "Leave it to you to be staring at my balls."
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Balls of Duty
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Balls, war never changes...
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"Become balls" Bungie's soon to be smash hit Destiny
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Gunny, we moved one of those balls, made a bridge to our location- Mickey, halo 3 odst
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Time for a balls bath- sith warrior, SWTOR
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Where has this thread been for the past year? Thank you, anonymous necrobumper.
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"Do comeback alive! I need your balls!" Blacksmith from demon souls
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This is the funniest feed I have seen in a long time.
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[quote]I see your future boy... and in it... I see balls?!?[/quote]
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Those balls came from the moon!
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Edited by Mr SexBot: 9/21/2013 10:03:30 PM"There are actually two Balls of Awakening. One's up above, in the Undead Church. The other is far, far below, in the ruins at the base of Blighttown. Ring them both, and something happens… Brilliant, right?"- Crestfallen Warrior, Dark Souls
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[i]Balls[/i] Here! L4D1
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Solaire- Praise The Balls! ! !
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Did i ever tell you the definition of balls!?
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Another traveler here to lick my fathers balls? Good job
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You've got some nimble BALLS. What have you been getting them into?" - oblivion