Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Cortana: I upgraded your balls when you where asleep. Chief: You've been busy
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His name is Desmond Miles, and this is his balls.
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006-"for England James?" 007-"no... For balls..."
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It's time to kick ass or chew balls...and I'm alllll outta balls
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Edited by ProGamingTurtle: 9/14/2014 3:55:06 PM[b]i was an adventurer like u then I took an arrow to my balls[/b] -[u]Skyrim[/u]
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"The balls Mason, what do they mean!?!" -CoD Black Ops Campaign
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"Im about to open your world" "I've had a lot of women promise me balls" -Aiden Pearce,watchdogs
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[i]"If balls were so easy"[/i] ~ The Arbiter, Halo 3
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It's the balls!-Ghost
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It's dangerous to go alone, take BALLS! - The Legend of Zelda Hi! I like BALLS, they're comfy and easy to wear! - Pokemon
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Now the balls are frightened anyway, destiny
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"Balls.. Balls never change" -Fallout
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Edited by En inglés: 9/14/2014 9:20:10 AMYour balls has come! - Magneto
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Bump needed
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"Wake me, when you need balls." - Chief, Halo 3
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"I'm the conductor of the [i]BALLS[/i] train!!"
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"I used to be any adventurer like you, the I took any arrow the balls"
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Thank you Mario! But our [i]BALLS[/i] is in another castle! Remember, your [i]BALLS[/i] is the best weapon you have. They were waiting for us on the [i]BALLS[/i] side of the planet. Keep your [i]BALLS[/i] down! There's two of us in here now, remember? The damage to the [i]BALLS[/i] is extensive...I don't know how much more abuse the [i]BALLS[/i] can take! If I still had [i]BALLS[/i], they'd be crossed...
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Watch Dogs Aiden Pearce: Haven't you heard? I'm the vigilante. I clean up balls like you.
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Guardian? Guardian? Balls up, guardian!
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Edited by Kryten2X4B: 8/18/2014 11:05:03 PM"I don't need luck. I have balls." Grunt "You survived a gunshot to the balls? " Shepard to Zaeed.
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"What is a man!? A miserable pile of BALLS!" -Throws glass-
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Edited by Rhynerd: 2/2/2014 10:30:24 PM[i][b]"What flesh is within that -war frame-? I will crush it. I will fill my lungs, with your balls!"[/b][/i]- Sargas Ruk, Warframe.
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I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took an arrow to the balls.
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ChromePlatedBagel
I didn't do it on porpoise - old
"The empress has been murdered!" "And by her own balls, how ironic." Dishonored