*3 hours into the flight* "Hello, this is you pilot speaking, does anyone know what 'EMPT' means- oh wait, there's a letter scratched off" "Good morning everyone...or is it Good night? I never remember" "Right, I did it, *hic*, now give the 500 bucks you bet me" "The wheels on the bus go round and rou-. Hang on...this isn't a bus..." "You've got the map UPSIDE DOWN, give it here...hey, hey look at this, it says 'Urugay'.Lol" "What do you MEAN this isn't the business class seating?, I've been selling my stocks on here for the last hour with all these buttons..."