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Edited by BerzerkCommando:
3/12/2013 10:52:53 AM
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For you Americans it's now Tuesday.
How many birds do you plan to eat today? For now I'm going to bed in my barely sturdy tent and get up early in the morning. Probably around 3 a cloak. I'm going to get as many as I can get. That way I have some for my family and some for latter on. I should also get some snow to make coffee. But that would mean I have to go into the hills. The last time my shanty town army tried getting snow from the uppers. We got slaughtered and on the retreat I heard pigs squealing.
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Over here in the barren wastes of Southern California, we have already built shanty towns out of the remains of Los Angeles. We are not lucky to have snow and many of us die of thirst. We eat many birds, but lately they are hard to find. As I sit typing this on my iPhone that was given to me by a courageous North Korean relief worker, I am overjoyed to have these warm blankets, for the roof of my shanty is near gone. I wish I could share this iPhone with my family, but they are dead and their body bags help keep me warm. Tomorrow we meet with the village elder and discuss the problems we have with all the lack of North Korea and our homosexuals.
