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Edited by FeIicia:
3/10/2013 4:46:34 AM
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Harlow had sex with me too! He cheats on Jay!
I'm here to warn all the females on here about Harlow and his antics trying to have sex with every woman on this site as he told me after many drinks. He paid several thousand dollars to fly me to him and despite being a skinny geek I agreed to have sex with him because he said it would be over in less than 2 minutes and I was drunk anyway so what the hell right?
Anyway I'm just here to warn Shadows and Camm that he will try to sleep with you too he is a very sick man! Please though dont do it you will feel very unclean and unsatisfied after it and hate yourself!
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That must have been a short plane ride if you were drunk the whole time. Then even waiting to get through airport security must have been a hassle, you know being uncoordinated and all. And then the trip from the airport to his house, I think it's about an hour drive anyway, so that's another long amount of time being drunk. Then again you might have been having some heavy drinks, but for such a skinny person, heavy drinks would probably lead to alcohol poisoning. And then that trip to the hospital...
