-People who nod their head with every-other, or accented syllables, as they talk -People who immediately ask "really" after you've told them something -People who say "libary", "supposably", or "excape" -"For all intensive purposes" -People who read on treadmills -People who use hashtags on facebook -People who will quote anything just because it has the word "God" or "Lord" in it -Conspiracy theorists