I, honestly, think you're being a misogynist little troll, or just some guy who's just trying to say, "I don't care, I'd just rather see more tits," but with class. Please, tell me about your experience as a women playing games that "celebrate" the female anatomy. You can celebrate the female body, but there's a time and place for flaunting breasts in the way you're seeking. Landing momentarily airborne vehicles, let alone jumping or running, is actually a little painful with big girls. And, cupcake, I never said that I'm totally down with how Cortana is portrayed. How and why I got my Cortana gamertag has little to do with her appearance. We're not going into the age-old "OMG REACH CANON IS TEH BROKE" debate other than the fact that there is continuity in the Halo universe and plot issues don't equate to other parts of canon. You're mad because I'm asking for reasonable armor, when you want eye candy. Have a nice day. PS: Breast Thread Ever is the breast title ever. Because I'm funny.