Like many a nerd before you, your path is simple. Apply to Full Sail University, graduate with $120,000 in student loan debt, and realize that there are no jobs for you in a highly competitive and risky job market. Become a Starbucks barista out of desperation and wallow in your sadness as you struggle to make $680 monthly loan repayments. You try to go to bankruptcy, but you find that student loan debt can not be discharged. You wallow in more sadness, have your wages garnished, and finally commit suicide with your father's revolver in your family basement.