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Edited by Player3Th0mas:
2/13/2013 8:36:01 AM
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Become the Pope, do YOU have what it takes?
As most of you might know, the current pope is quitting his job, and they are looking for a new one.
Just wondering, would you want to be the pope? Do you have what it takes?
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What, being a lying, thieving degenerate? I'll pass.
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I know the Force, if that counts for anything.
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2 RepliesIf I get the job do I have to shit in the woods?
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I'm not a Catholic, and nor would I convert to Catholicism if I could have the chance to be a Pope.
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1 ReplyI shall take thy followers on the Great Journey, who wishes to join me?
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I don't think being the Pope would be very fun, so not really!
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Edited by Edmi Wohusee: 2/13/2013 3:38:23 AMI'll be the popepiest pope that ever popeped. ^____^ ... nailed it.
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No, I don't know anything about Catholicism.
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1 ReplyI'd try, but those things just come down to being a popeularity contest.
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Totally.
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Hell yea, I'd make an awesome pope! Can't nobody rock the papal robes better than I.
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11 RepliesEdited by Sillypug45: 2/13/2013 12:20:05 AMFirst you would need a special talent for covering up pedophile rackets. Second a hatred for the Jewish people. Third you must be an old white guy, and forth, you have to hate women and contraception, and finally fifth you have to be able to wear a ridiculous hat and not be constantly laughing about how much money you are scamming people out of.
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I don't think they would like me.. ...I'm.. I'm an.. atheist. *everyone in room gasps out of shock and despair*
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I think the Pope quit because he only wanted to spend more time with his children.
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Sure, I can do nothing.
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3 RepliesI can be racist, sexist and homophobic, am I good enough?
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1 ReplyIf I became the Pope, the Catholic Church wouldn't be very... Catholic by the time I was done with it.
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7 RepliesI will be the Perfect Pope, the Legendary Pope that all other Popes will aspire to. I will use my power to travel back in time to touch myself as a child, and tell him/me: [i]I am the touch of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the hand in the darkness. I am truth... Ally to good! Nightmare to you![/i] [i]Super Catholic Pope![/i]
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Insert simple minded child molestation joke here.
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Yes. I'd volunteer. I'm not into choir boys though.. I'd implement some minor changes to the catholic religion. Starting by removing god.
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Do I have what it takes. How hard is it to sit in a chair, believe in an idea and molest altar boys?
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I'll become Super Pope!
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Edited by welderman adam: 2/12/2013 12:45:11 PMHow I'd bring some respect back to the church.... [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_pLxt6-NQ4]while waving automatic guns at nuns...[/url]
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I diddle kids all the time.
