Ah, but then you've got to come to terms with all the intricacies of shape-shifting. First of all, does conservation of mass just fly out the window, or do you end up with weird hollow bits whenever you change into something bigger than you? Secondly, does your brain change, and how does that affect your mind? And most importantly, does changing into a mermaid for five minutes make you gay?

Fine. I'll be able to shoot fire out of my hand.

What mythical creature does that?