I broke my left arm after falling off of monkey-bars when I was like 9ish. Cracked my funny bone right near the elbow, so I had to wear a cast for about 6 weeks. Fucking everyone at primary school wanted to sign my cast for some reason. Scored 2 TDs playing football while wearing it (the only 2 TDs I remember scoring, go figure). Also fell off the edge of a small pillar at a shopping center and bruised my knee to the point where I had to use crutches when I was maybe 10-11. If it counts as an "injury" I had to get surgery for appendicitis at one point and had trouble walking for a week coz it fucking hurt.
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-Split my skull open by flipping one of those fisher price outdoor rocking horses on a side walk when I was 4. still have a bald spot on the back of my head. -tripped over a basketball on the driveway when I was 5 and tore my face up. Next day was school picture day. people were all like "daaaaang wtf happened?" -Twisted my ankle in 3rd grade, not sure how. -cut my calf wide open by tripping over a roll of barbed wire in 5th grade. still have a 4 inch scar running down my leg. -accidentally sliced my knuckle open in 9th grade during a fire drill. Was looking to the side while walking and when I turned forward my hand hit one of the parking signs, cutting the knuckle open, causing bleeding for well over an hour. ended up missing a Geometry test. -Also, doesn't count as an injury, but during senior year, I had to get a marrow sample done, and it felt like someone had drilled me a new ass hole. had a limp for a week. had trouble sitting for a month.