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				Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format.  But I'll try.  
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.  
We'll see if it works.   
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
						
					
					
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	Granted but you quit Oblivion for Runescape. I wish Runescape was awesome.
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	[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Soul drinker108 granted but chuck norris kills u i wish i wasn't sneezing. I CANT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/quote]Granted but you inhale some cyanide and die a horrible intestine-related death. I with I was a level 20 in Oblivion.
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	Granted, but I steal it. I wish I wasn't such a kleptomaniac.
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	granted but saint michael comes and kills all of u i laugh i wish for s0mething cool that WAS MINE
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	Granted, that cool thing is mine... I wish for a threesome with chem, SYD, and Angelina.
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	granted but it eats u i wish for something cool Ya take that
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	granted but the rockets explode and your entire city gets destroyed i wish for a magical flying pony
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	granted but he blows up a house and goes to jail so u r ALONE i wish for pop rocks and a diet coke BOOM
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	Granted, but then you forget how to speak english I wish Echo would choose what to do today and stop being a poop
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	Granted, but now you can't stop coughing. I wish I could speak another language.
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	granted but chuck norris kills u i wish i wasn't sneezing. I CANT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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	Granted, it's the most delicious food in the entire world... but SAVAGE's ghost steals it. I wish I had Mercenaries 2 right now.
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	granted but u DIE i wish for food
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	granted but now u are obese i wish that girls would like me before they saw me with my shirt off. (thats why i wear baggier clothes so they cant see my ripped body.)
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	granted but in soviet russia tummy eats u! i wish i wasnt diabetic!
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	Granted, but you mistreat it and it becomes a mean cookie I wish my tummy would feel better
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	granted but the cake kills it cuz cake hates pie i wish for a nice cookie
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	Granted, but then I eats it. =) I wish I had a pie.
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	granted but it gets a shotgun and blows ur head off i wish for a cup cake
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	Granted, but now you're in deep space freezing to death! I wish for a pet monkey!
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	Granted, you can come back to the house and eat some, but you have to practice your sign language with me now. I wish i wasn't on here..... *poof!*
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	Granted but then I go deaf...which is bound to happen sooner then later I wish for more meatballs, those were so good
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	Granted, but that means you have to actually listen to me and wear your ankle brace and ice it every night. I wish Echo would listen to me.
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	Granted but then you get stuck in a giant lake of pudding. I wish my ankle wasnt so messed up.
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	Granted, but you turn into a barrel and i step on you. I wish for puuuuuuding
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	granted but now ur happy and u go insane and the cops kill u i wish i could do a barrel roll!