[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PrecisionUncle ok, i'll come clean, but they'll kill for telling you this.. its THE TOASTERS! its been the toasters all along! they are not inanimate objects! they're alive and they're angry at us for exploiting them to make sweet delicious toast! and no one suspected a thing. well its too late now. the toasters gonna activate the ring, and we're ALL gonna die.[/quote] He's right y'know, I was going to make some Toast for breakfast, and then the Toaster tried to kill me! So I just had some Weetbix instead.[/quote] yeah. the illuminati has just been a big cover-up to keep you distracted from the toasters! throw your toaster away right now! it may buy you some time.