Pennsylvania: "Everything looks fine so far...Wait what is that? *2 asteroids crash into the ground* "They look like ball shaped space pods. Oh god they are opening. One of them is a tall bald guy and the other is short and has Shadow's hair style." "Oh the hell are they doing that? They are flying right towards me and the bald guy has is fingers in the air. There's a 3rd one in the sky. It looks like a trans-blam!- and it has horns. What the hell is it doing?" "Oh my -blam!- god!!! It has a giant ball above it and it threw it at me! Everybody run for your -blam!- li----" *entire state of Pennsylvania is destroyed*