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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Operation DUMBO The only way she could get more obvious would be to show up at your house naked with a sign that reads "do me."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter It's the Captain's uniform for the Millenium Falcon. The copilot's is that belt Chewie wears and nothing else. Lando's copilot was not in uniform.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grievous208 This is where I'd put my -blam!-s, IF I GAVE ANY!!![/quote] [u][b]Dotes: Subject: Are you a naive person?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GIDEON SIX No of course not. I don't believe in that kind of thing. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy it'll be proven impossible, I can see it now[/quote]Hahaha I see what you did there oh God that was terrible.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 Of course. My girlfriend is a different race than I.[/quote]You're the 100m and she's the 5K?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SubtleSpartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA S13RRA It is not like they are yelling... "Walkers are overpowered!". [/quote]The hell they aren't. They're immune to body shots and have a one hit kill melee, tell me that's not overpowered.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam Super Hyper Alpha Double Dog I'm Not Just Ripping This off From 90s Era Street Fighter Titles...gen. SHADDINJRTOF9ESTgen. It has a certain ring to it. A ring of terribleness. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garland You're right OP. Run outside and punch the gunman in the face. That'll teach him.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r c takedown So the world really is going to end in 2012.[/quote]At least we're going out in style.[/quote] [i]Gangnam[/i] style.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave "Hey Russia, we're blowing up the moon." "Why?" "Because -blam!- YOU, that's why!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x We routinely lock medical advice threads on the Flood out of concern for your own health and the worry that you will actually take some of the advice posted here. Please call or visit a medical professional if you are having medical issues.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone I don't NEED glasses! I can quit at any time I want![/quote]Dude. I think you're addicted to glasses.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tehplayer1 Walk up to her and just ask her out. What's the worst thing that could happen?[/quote]Her jock boyfriend walks up behind you and yells: "ARE YOU TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND BRO?" He then gives you a wedgie and twists your arm behind your back. Then he walks you outside and makes you say over and over again, at the top of your lungs, that you like guys, and want a hot time with Louis on the Chess Team. Then, after you started to cry, he pushes you on the ground and empties a trashcan on you, yelling to not talk to his girlfriend. She just looks on and giggles the whole time. You should do it OP. What's the worst that could happen.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Capt Hair [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mvyorkie009 what are you going to set your string to? yorkie[/quote]To stun?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxExpungexX Yes it is[/quote]I'd agree with you if you weren't completely incorrect. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thisguyCAMEO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The English Language Good sir, good you please make use of paragraphs? I would be so very grateful.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The English Language good you please[/quote][/quote]fail so hard[/quote] [Edited on 01.02.2013 5:40 PM PST]

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