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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achronos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] markwil1992 So how does it feel to embrace a facist idiology for the running of this forum?[/quote]I'm sorry, is this a serious thread? I apologize, I thought we were all have a little fun here. Don't be that guy. Additionally, I find your statement highly amusing for reasons that will become clear in the future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bodom z Dear OP, What the hell is wrong with you?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Also this [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Reaganomics Anime > MLP[/quote][/quote]Hmm...exalted anime lover, anime coup, anime mentioned in post. Lemme guess. You hate anime.[/quote]Man you found me out.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeathSkills I guess you should go see the wizard. I hear he has some courage for you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball I would not murder a man that tried to attack me but failed. There is no real reason at all to hate him. In reality I would feel sorry for him, for the terrible things that have happened to him to sink so low. I would eat his entrails. Sweet delicious entrails.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ulquiorra Cifer Hey I just met you and this is crazy! I have gun so get in the van.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SubtleSpartan Well I have a problem With your face.[/quote]Oh, he went there.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doc Bacon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ice Penjamin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackHeaven [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ice Penjamin Pokeman #Something used Fissure! 1 BILLION LIONS FAINTED.[/quote]Imagine how long it would take to get through all the "exp. all" lines.[/quote]Assuming it would take 3 seconds to do each one, it would take 95 years. 4 seconds - 126 years 5 seconds - 158 years[/quote]You, I like you[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lifts Her Tail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnthethird [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bred [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnthethird [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bred Ah yes, it's meant for little kids blah blah blah. That's nice, deal with it. I mean, sure, they may like a show meant for little girls, but who's crying like one right now?[/quote]I actually have a grin on my face right now, but I'm guessing alot of bronies are as they see the error in their ways thanks to this thread. ... freaks[/quote]D'awww, look at him go! look guys! HE'S SO CUTE I COULD JUST PINCH HIS CHEEKS! IMA CALL HEM FLUTTER-SHY[/quote]see? this is an example of a freak. I can imagine some 40 year old dweller saying this about a pink pony.[/quote] Fluttershy is yellow. Get it right.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna No OP, all virgins are gone. Sacrificed to the mighty sea honey badger god. Sorry, you are out of luck.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Has Chris Hansen asked a single MLP fan to "have a seat over there"? No? Then why do people have a such a problem with them?[/quote]But those poor fictional ponies...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simba Too Cold [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 Does anyone here heard of Tout?[/quote]Nice English Dark. [/quote]I was re-doing the sentence but I missed a word, :c.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle Yes. Because they will love me and we will get married and live somewhere tropical with out E-kids and go golfing sometimes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 >Me >Lucky Pick one[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron The slogan reaches out to adults who wish so greatly to be children again. Upon purchasing the cereal, they feel their inner child begin to take hold, so they keep buying it. Eventually, they'll begin hoarding boxes in a desperate attempt to stave off adulthood. Once they realize that they simply cannot eat enough of it to keep the feeling alive anymore, and once their diet consists exclusively of Trix, they try something new. They crush the cereal into dust and begin to snort it, and the hallucinations of the rabbit that enter their mind make them feel young again. This drug is referred to by professionals as "kidcaine," since it's like cocaine but it causes you to feel intense nostalgia. At this point, the user will be buying so much Trix from the store that the police begin to investigate. If they continue purchasing the cereal, they'll easily be arrested. Which is where the ingenious part of the marketing comes in. Trix is sold at a slightly higher price to drug dealers, and then they sell it to the watch-listed users who are unable to get any from the store at a massively increased price until the profits are unimaginably high, all the while children are still enjoying their "exclusive" cereal.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Well, you see, salt is just NaCl. Pronounced phonetically, it rhymes with Shackle, and due to the Einstein's Law of Semantics, it must be the same as its primary rhyme (also called a prhymary). Now, a shackle is what binds someone, and so a high salt buffer (note: high refers to drugs, which are illegal and may cause one to be arrested and in shackles) binds to, or sticks to, anything that is hydrophilic, as a hydrophile is another name for someone who loves water, and water is unable to consent, so it's illegal to have sex with it, which is the end goal of a hydrophile. Basically, being a hydrophile is illegal, and so is being high, so they're shackled together. Hope that helps.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What do Astronauts do when their noses itch?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Picklesandgravy I heard that they put a small piece of velcro on the inside of the helmet shield for that purpose.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkJet7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackHeaven [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 My girlfriend told me to look at the world from her view. So I looked out the kitchen window.[/quote]My girlfriend told me to look at the world from her view. So I lied face down on the bed.[/quote]My girlfriend told me to look at the world from her view. So I looked at a car crash.[/quote]My girlfriend told me to look at the world from her view. So i looked at my crotch.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE come at me.[/quote]I came[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Is there a way to download every single thread?[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MacrabreMonster Who would want to preserve The Flood?[/quote]Foreruners. Lrn2Halo.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: I threw the sandwich back at her, did I do the right thing?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat Did you offer to help her change her top afterwards? If not, you choked. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkestSeptagon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Centurion117 My ex insulted Halo. Heretic...[/quote]Is that why she's your ex?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK windgardium leviosa [/quote]You're saying it wrong.[/quote]You do it, then, if you're so clever.[/quote]It's [i]Wingardium Leviosa,[/i] not Windgardium Leviosa.[/quote]You have no friends.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Harbinger >Be Unngoy >Decide to enlist in military >Carry around a massive gas tank everywhere I go >Stationed on massive ring like structure >Be eating from food nipples with friends >Hear something >Giant green monster shows up >Starts blowing -Blam!- up >Friends are dead >Their heads explode into confetti for some reason >Green monster walks up to me >Scared as hell >Ducks down >Starts to violate me >Start crying >Continues for a whole five minutes >Runs away >Still haunts me to this day[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkestSeptagon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xBADMAGIKx The games are cannon, not the books. Games came first and without the games, no books. end of story nuff said period, end thread.[/quote]I hate it when my games turn into a cannon.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread asking if anyone downloads things illegally[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Technoxious Nice try record companies.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle the reel questchin iz will they go owt wif me[/quote]do you even lift?[/quote]bro i live to lift[/quote]bro[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] randomrosso This thread has as much discussion value as a brick wall.[/quote]Looks like you don't talk to walls enough, friend.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] razzat apology for poor english when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating -blam!- butter when pjotr ring 'john is kill' 'no'[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackHeaven I set up a free testing booth so local woman can find out if they have it or not. Most of the time I'm unsure, so I just refer them to their doctor.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garland [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire Someone was telling me about the book the other day. Apparently it's like reading a videogame. Somehow. Edit: I just watched the trailer. Wow.[/quote]I really hope nobody tries to make a video game adaptation of this movie that's an adaptation of a book that reads like a video game.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Hitler was an only child.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sytheNsnipe Hitler had parents??[/quote] [Edited on 11.09.2012 8:41 PM PST]

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