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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Foton [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and i got stabbed. because west philly fights don't end well.[/quote]And the memory still remains.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellfire3600 Where's Gandalf? :O[/quote]For I much desire to speak with him.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread Title: Longest you have gone without sleep?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter 81 hours because I saw a couple guys do it on TV and I'm quite impressionable.[/quote]I just spit a bit of water onto my keyboard from laughing because I thought you were saying you saw two guys banging.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobcast On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChecmicalEnvy Why do people gangbang?[/quote]Well your mom does it for the lucrative paychecks.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire Do you think people on Waypoint talk about us as much as we talk about them?[/quote]Hardly.[/quote]I heard they told 4chan that we were pregnant and got our make-up from Wal Mart.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Foton [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Foton Girls are impressed with the size of Sgt. Johnson.[/quote]So you must have a big TV.[/quote]I'm happy with my screen. No reason to upgrade.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando [i]Four bans and seven Porch Days ago our fathers brought forth on this forum, a spam pit, conceived in Off Topic debate, and dedicated to the proposition that all Flood are created equally stupid.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamma617g Call of Duty can be likened to the Flood's namesake parasite. It is the single greatest threat to videological diversity in the Industry. Call of duty may be the next step of evolution for gaming, but I'll be damned if I won't counter it on every single front.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Durable Sausage [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Durable Sausage Because of communists.[/quote]What?[/quote][i]Exactly[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S 24993 JAMES [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 Are there circumstances under which it is possible for the absence of evidence of the affirmative of a statement to be considered evidence of the negative of that statement?[/quote]...Was that English?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ice Penjamin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Donald Trump[/quote]Didn't you have, like, 3 wives?[/quote]YOU'RE FIRED![/quote]Whatever. I didn't come on this show to make [i]friends[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dodge Reborn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zoobkillerninja He and a friend have built a pretty good world so fare with castes and pyramids but we have run out of ideas... So flood i ask you what should I built in minecraft? can be anything. Also it is xbox version.[/quote]Build a nether portal to PC version.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galada [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sexy man O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox Xbox[/quote]girlfriend. u mad bro?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dodge Reborn I put on trousers in the morning to go to the shower and take them off again. Not because of people seeing me but because I like wearing trousers. [/quote]TROUSERS ARE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sandtrap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp Cut off one head, and six shall grow back.[/quote]Hydra ain't got nothing on TV garbage.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M4L1K jr Let's use it on a Bungie employee. Destiny shall be revealed![/quote]Stosh: toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast bobcast: OROPHARYNX. NASAL MUCOSA. AIR ENTRY BILATERAL. Recon: Some weird essay about a flood topic Foman: Achronos: What did you say about me, you piece of sh1t? I'll have you know that I'm trained in gorilla warfare...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach Guys. Spongebob runs parallel to Halo. The fish used to be hyper intelligent beings until they were wiped out by the Halo array. After that, the devolved fish samples on Installation 04 had to evolve again. Humanity discovers this through a terminal in Halo 4, thus leading to some top ranking black operations officials (Patchy the pirate, the doctor in the "Suds" episode) sympathizing and attempting to contact the fish. The entire Spongebob saga has been leading up to the fish challenging humanity for the Mantle. An Ancient Evil Arises indeed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simse11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rayzor1995 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simse11 Halo: Reach.[/quote]What[/quote]Halo: Reach 2 is coming out in a few months.[/quote]I think it's nice your hatewagon has spinning rims.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Harbinger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Broken Lamp Chinese Master Race[/quote]Your navy sucks[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GoodBritinusa [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai tell her: her tits are wonky her twats massive she has lunchlady arms she has man shoulders she's fat she has a bold spot you've -blam!- guys that are better than her in bed you slept with her best friend[/quote]erm... Most of these will get you either killed, or the reputation of being ghey[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shortD42 is aBK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 Guys. I hate to burst your bubble.... But I'm over 9000. Just thought... I'd let you guys know..[/quote]Why? Are you... Talking like this? I just.... Wanted to know...[/quote]Because... This is how I talk... While having... Sex..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smashyoudown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smashyoudown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave New account yesterday? Seems legit.[/quote]Alt. And if you bothered to read at least half of it, you'd realize it's not spam. [i]It means something.[/i][/quote]You are homosex for chief?[/quote]No. You missed the point. Leave now, please.[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY]Do you need a hero?[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Violet If I could do that, I'd be going back to the future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] annoyinginge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Now I now how it feels for the women when the guy is underwhelming in bed.[/quote]You say that as if you've previously experienced it from the other side.[/quote]I've heard stories... On the internet....[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread about no flag dropping in Halo 4[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RustedEdge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Future of MLG Never gonna let you go[/quote]Never gonna give you up[/quote]Never gonna run around, and desert you[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dratron I find women are like phones. They liked to be talked to and love to be held, but push one wrong button and you get disconnected.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unit 076 That chemical weapon from WWI? Yeah, now the government re-purposed it as a condiment[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SwagRaptor My cat spilled wine on my laptop keyboard. Coincidentally, the caps lock key now works.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Ttarpsman Quick! You don't have much time, rip your computer out of its wall and toss it through the nearest window and assume the position under the nearest table. You only have mere seconds by now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aTALLmidget [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker EA? 2012? Free DLC? *Dies laughing* It costs money.[/quote]You just died laughing. How are you still posting??[/quote] [b][u]You are now emperor of the Universe[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam I'd make living in the Universe illegal. Punishable by death. Executions would be carried out by a legion of astoundingly attractive nude women. Don't say I never did anything for you Flood. -edit- Stupid typos! They'll all pay. PAY! PAAAAAAAAY![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArchNinja64 If I freeze time, was it really only for five minutes?[/quote]That's deep, bro.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread about virus causing snakes to tie themselves into knots[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HD PVR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien How am I going to use them as condoms if they're knotted? [/quote]Don't worry - garden snakes aren't affected by this.[/quote] [Edited on 09.08.2012 11:36 AM PDT]

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