[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] komark Garrus was born with low-pixel-deficiency-syndrome. He doesn't like it when people make fun of him for it. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TopWargamer Porridge rhymes with orange....how come nobody mentions that? So technically....a real word does rhyme with orange. [/quote]Yeah! And several other words too! "Moose" "Oil Slick" "Running" And tons of others![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Topic: so my friend stopped talking.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrivingMushroom Gotta say OP, I'm speechless.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX Mel Gibson's -blam!- is the same size as an average lego figure.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra I wish for Stosh to bring me toast.[/quote]I want acorns from Achronos. [/quote]I want clams from Evilcam[/quote]I want a cast from bobcast.[/quote]I want foam from Foman[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 I'm preparing for my 24 hour Bungie.net session tomorrow by having a preliminary 12 hour Bungie.net session right now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Travis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge Boy the last time you touched a woman was when you slipped out your mama's cooter.[/quote]Please don't put that image in my head, I just finished a Cracked article telling me that chances are my mother shat on me after she gave birth to me...[/quote]YOU AND YOUR MOTHER ARE POOP PARTNERS! REVEL IN YOUR POOPY GOODNESS![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Travis These things happen. The trick is to leave messages with nothing but heavy breathing.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 OP makes those good goats go baaah.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Coxx153 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.[/quote]Brilliant literature. I love the use of the suspension on the first comma, only to be resolved in a completely different manner. At first I was thinking, "Where could this ugly barnacle be going? Could he be about to embark on a journey that is a completely character changing event? Will he meet a girl perhaps who can show him that looks aren't everything?" Then however, I read the next line and was completely bewildered. A barnacle, that was so ugly, that [b]everyone [u][i]died?![/i][/u][/b] The conclusion also had me at The. Many writers try and draw out their epilogue to explain the aftermath of the story to have some closure. Yours on the other hand is snappy and sweet. I love it, love it love it. Is there going to be a sequel?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lifts Her Tail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evnted Put it back in the fridge and eat it when it's not 4 in the morning.[/quote]He can eat bacon whenever. Bacon does not care for the time.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Where did the universe come from?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CIint Beastwood Well, when a daddy universe and a mommy universe really love each other...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Have you tried static electricity? Rub your head on a wool sweater, and then get your nose real close to the computer until you get a painful shock. Repeat 4 or 5 thousand times and the computer might turn on. Or it might not.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit My Cat. I can't believe you don't have that as an option in your poll OP.[/quote]Gotta know how to make that kitty purr[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Borderline5440 Those people are dumb. Mass-media sports are just another distraction.[/quote]A distraction from... what, exactly?[/quote]Non-mainstream sports. Vinyl frisbee, the running of the baristas, etc. You've probably never heard of them.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xeno Prodigy [i][b]"After an hour the dog nosed the man's gaping abdomen, then began pulling out intestines and spleen and liver and gnawing on them, all the while studying the man's face. 'AAAAAAUGHHH!!!' said the man. 'AAAAGGHH!!!'"[/i][/b][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] one rabid bunny [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A stupid game I want to die now. I hope you're happy. My -blam!- brain can't take more stupidity or i am gonna go insane.[/quote][url=http://www.4chan.org/]You are now insane.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DillyDawgDillon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RampantAssass1n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Master Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach LAMBENT[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]What happens when a nerdy biology story meets a group of gamer nerds.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou lulz, you want me to decide on you jacking it? Stay classy, Flood.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari I shall use skyrim to show how old this is. Elder dragon Ancient dragon Legandary dragon Alduin Your news.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What annoys you the most?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CabooseNoLike1 Ignorance. Hypocrisy. Retarded people in general.[/quote]And you're on the Flood...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz Gangs generally exist as a group of people who perform organized crime. Gangs that don't perform criminal activities are known as "friends".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Methew They need to make a thread on 4chan. "Dear members of 4chan, Anonymous In an effort to combat terrorism, we would like you to troll the -blam!- out of these websites."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jjboy84 What in the -blam!- is with the flood and sexing up their sisters today?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] P0150NP13R0P4WN [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke Why did the chicken cross the road? To prevent itself from getting slaughtered by KFC.[/quote] Like KFC uses real chicken.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GlassesGuy 904 I don't like any of that stuff, but hey. It's my opinion. No worries. Oh wait, this is the internet. ANGERRAGEHATREDTROLLINGBLARG[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AaronG67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MET Rx News flash; [b]You're[/b] High School education is irrelevant in life.[/quote]Oh god my sides.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AutobahnRacer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Munitions lll Anne Hathaway has super average features [/quote]She's believably good-looking.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolmike699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JacobTheGreat2 Submarines are flammable?[/quote]Apparently, they are. Who would have thought that the most dangerous place to have a fire is under water?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROFL Wolf1254 I hope that he doesn't think condoms are too mainstream...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheManliestMan Some people say that in order to achieve maximum combat effectiveness, they need to get into the "zone". Sir, I [i]live[/i] in the zone.[/quote]Pathetic. I [i]am[/i] the zone.[/quote]So......that other guy lives inside of you?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deloriang9879 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lethal Rads No one has a suggestion. I'm 18 so I can't buy a pistol[/quote]But you can buy a high powered assault rifle capable of causing mass destruction? /flawlesslogic[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neanderthal 487 Edit.[/quote]Best post evar. [url=http://www.redstarresume.com/uploads/images/Gold_Medal.jpg]Have this medal.[/url][/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Describe your room[/u][/b] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra I see some walls, and some ceilings. Wait! Just one ceiling.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr Your mother. She is in it. Naw, just kidding. It's a bit small, actually.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Papakonstantino bodies... bodies everywhere.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SergeantFlood Trolling seems required here. I prefer to hold my toaster at gun point while banning soil from the United States.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMcDon15 I never met her. My mother died before I was born.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] catman6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX I died because_______ (a) Lag (b) Sun was in my eyes (c) something distracted me (d) The guy who killed me is a hacker (e) The guy who killed me is a no-life[/quote] (f) Someone walked in front of the screen (g) the other guy's gun is OP (h) I was distracted by how awesome I am (i) Camper[/quote] This is the ultimate list of FPS multiplayer excuses.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] awesomesauce46 There's actually a city full of tiny people inside your body. In your nose, there's a death camp for the tiny people, and whenever you get a nosebleed, it means they're preforming a mass execution.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Broken Lamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Broken Lamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hisfamily Getting laid by the zombies.[/quote]How horrifying Necrophilia is bad kids[/quote]Unless the bodies are still warm.[/quote]Then it's all good with me[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rabid Grunt 3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti I was at work, so I missed the entire thing :(.[/quote]No TV's in Tibet? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darkside Eric Hey, I know you raised me And this is crazy But Jesus Loves me So tolerate me maybe?[/quote] [Edited on 07.28.2012 8:14 PM PDT]