[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SH4D0W0733 [quote]''Sure it matters who got the bigger stick, but it matters a hell of a lot more who's swinging it.'' Might have mis-quoted that.[/quote]I've always wondered what he meant by "swinging the stick"... [i]Oh my...[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TedToaster22 >Requires medical attention >Goes on the Flood Sorry buddy but this is what Darwin called "natural selection."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MarsShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 how did you take a picture of a gif?[/quote]... No comment[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AaronG67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 I see a ninja in this threads' future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Ttarpsman It seems like this ALWAYS happens... I cant blame em though ninjas are famous here but to those that do, you cant ride of a ninjas fame by quoting them no matter how awesome he is....wait are there girl forum ninjas!? Discuss your theories...[/quote]This[/quote]Are you a wizard? Or are the mods getting predictable?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bukkake Sunrise [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Capt Twist depends on how much domestic violence occured[/quote]you'er a moron bro[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] idiotsbuyCOD My name is indeed a fact[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mk LITE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Now where did I put that link to my PayPal account?[/quote]I heard the moderators can give you Recon if you pay them. Now whether they actually meant the armor is debatable. /oriignal[/quote]They don't mean the armor, they mean Recon. They will put him in a box and ship him to your door for a low flat rate. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur In some universe, somewhere, everything is exactly identical to this universe, with the only exception being that one solitary atom is out of place on Leonard Nimoy's butt.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Wo1f In a parallel universe, no one ever made this thread.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EcksBawks_live In some universe, THERE IS NO THEORIES OF PARALLEL UNIVERSES.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NINJA BUNNY 117 In a Parallel Universe, this Universe is a Parallel Universe.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROFL Wolf1254 In another universe, halo isn't a cool guy and he DOES afraid of aliens.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kenny Pwns2 In a parallel universe far, far away, OP is not a -blam!-.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXXNnjaXsniqrXXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXXNnjaXsniqrXXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarceIona DrPill?[/quote]I'll fix it.[/quote]Dr. Phill? I dunno who that is. Hey OP, have you heard of this cool guy named Dr. Phil?[/quote]I'll fix it again.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zayah117 In a parallel universe our cheeks are replaced by our butt-cheeks and vice versa.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA ALONE People kissing is a bad influence on children?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega 343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast That boobcat is such a prick. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast That boobcat[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast boobcat [/quote]Lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AGLA Froman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Broken Grenade Macbook Pro[/quote] Dear God, OP... do you realize what you've just done? Get out of The Flood before the war breaks out. It's inevitable.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XSaint VeritasX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AGLA Froman 1.) Secure a financially rewarding job. 2.) Work for many, many years. 3.) Obtain 1,000,000 dollars. 4.) Spend it all on hookers.[/quote] And numbers 1 through 3 are just optional.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZuneMan239 "I'm a floodian.... Step into our territory and you will be taken away at night while you are sleeping....and you will never see daylight ever again.......YOU WILL BE OUR FOOD!!!......*crawls back into hole*" Jedi 4[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheify Weefy 07 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Best: Shivering Isles Worst: I don't know. [EDIT] I'll take Weefey Beefy's answer of Makin Day. [EDIT] Chiefy Weefy [EDIT] Cheify Weefy [EDIT] Cheify Weefy 7[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR I'll take Weefey Beefy's answer of [/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Weefey Beefy[/quote]This made me giggle.[/quote] First time posting on the Flood in three weeks and I already feel like an idiot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArchNinja64 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares Mature. instead of ma-ture it should be ma-chure.[/quote]Who dah farkenheimer says ma-ture?[/quote]Self righteous pricks.[/quote]I dont know why, but I lol'd at this[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Emperor Gillard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Metalignus Can someone tell me what it is that makes Minecraft so fascinating? It looks dull to me, but I'm not going to judge since I haven't tried it out.[/quote]Everyone's world is unique, which means: Everyone's journey is unique. Everyone's objectives (well, what they choose to do) is unique. Every encounter with a mob is different to everybody else's, because of all the different locations. Aside from the fact that it's your own individual exploration experience, there is a ton of things to be built and crafted. Possibilities are only limited by your imagination.[/quote]That explains why I can`t stop making giant dicks.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sytheNsnipe There are plenty of fish in the sea, and if you don't catch any you're stuck holding your rod.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth Wow, 80 views. We're sure to go viral at this rate. Viral. Flood. Get it? huehruehrurheuhruehrue[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth >>Use gun on head You have died! Restart game? Y [N][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORTO_hi I have a friend who is colour blind. He's also regular blind.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Behind the Visor me done you school long time. long time for doing summertime things like: outside go bathroom rest[/quote]Are you implying that people don't go to the bathroom 3/4 of the year?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] family chief Best: Red Dead Nightmare Worst: All hats in TF2[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] family chief Worst: All hats in TF2[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] family chief hats[/quote][/quote]HOW DARE YOU! Hats are the foundation of a functioning society! Without hats, we might as well be dogs, sniffing each other's behinds! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What's wrong with Halo 4?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Palien90 TONS OF STUFF BRO! 1. The DMR looks different 2. The DMR's ammo counter is on the SCOPE! (WTF 343?!?!?!?) 3. The BR doesn't sound the same as in Halo 3 4. The Sniper looks and sounds different than previous games 5. Master Chief looks different 6. Cortana looks different 7. The Elites look different 8. The Grunts look different 9. The new enemies look like Transformers and/or Bionicles 10. The loadout system will RUIN HALO FOREVER 11. The ability to call in weapons is a "Perk" and will RUIN HALO FOREVER 12. 343 is milking this franchise by making a new trilogy. They are RUINING THE HALO FRANCHISE FOREVER 13. The Ghost looks different 14. The inclusion of different "abilities" will RUIN HALO FOREVER 15. Having different armor is stupid. This is Halo, not a Barbie game. I want to kill people not play dress up. WTF 343 is catering to filthy casuals and thus RUINING HALO FOREVER![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Why does my cat keep sitting on my keyboard?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NavG123 I don't know. But my cat does it, and I think it's reallypfjahsu9v8wogyeqfcvijldsbhyoeg8ewvdasjichp98e0TG8RFyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: How to sleep?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ Close your eyes and think about algebra.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Your browser?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Google Chrome Internet Explorer[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Rock Man >Be 17 just finishing with high school >Be a poor-blam!-, can't afford uni >Plays cod all day >Army and Marine recruiters always around school >Last week of school Navy comes >Still no idea what do after school >Join up with the Navy. >Be 23 done some time in Afghanistan/Iraq >Spotter and I make good marksman team >Asked to head classified mission to eliminate some sand-blam!- >mfw its high profile and im selected for my skill >feelsgoodman.jpg >Guy on the inside says we go in through the back, not as fortified >soundsgood.avi >'Round 2 in the morning we head in >Everythings good >Get to inner-door >click >oh-blam!-.jpg >IED explodes, bodies fly back to the east wall >Team is gone I'm the only one left. >Severe burn damage to my arms, chest and legs. >Multiple broken bones >Doctors tell me I'm going to die. >Enter coma >Wake up 6 months later in medical bay at my base >wtfisthis.jpg >Men in black suit comes in and takes a seat >"Hello im Anon Anonson, Anon before I tell you anything I want you to know we did it all to keep you alive" >wtfisthis.jpg >look down >thick black hair on arms, feeling stronger, massive pecs >Anonson sees the fear in my eyes >"Its part of our new Gorilla warfare program"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge Stop tripping balls and start tripping boobs.[/quote] [Edited on 07.02.2012 10:55 AM PDT]