[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Petit Chien [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Petit Chien I'm surprised no one has mentioned little round top. I will be, because Brigadier General Joshua Chamberlain, a native from my state, was the famous general who lead a daring charge down little round top to defeat the Confederates. And what is more badass than a full-scale bayonet charge?[/quote] A full-scale bayonet charge while holding a baby.[/quote]Well, they did have to piss into their own guns to stop black powder residue from igniting/exploding. I guess that adds to the badass-ness a bit.[/quote] That's what the baby's for.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread: I'm from Year 2023. He said to ask him anything.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Skullz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Skullz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Will I ever do anything productive?[/quote]Yes, in 2019 you made a sandwich.[/quote]Did that sandwich get world recognition?[/quote]It made it into the Happy Meal, so I guess that's world recognition.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 What is this 'outside' of which you speak?[/quote]Some new form of virtual gaming. The graphics are stunning but the gameplay is terrible. You only get one life and you work so hard for unlockables. Many people just end up cheating instead.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night flare This OP, is the most inspirational post I have ever read in the flood. Your amazing ability at keeping me interested during your post is unchallenged. I can not even begin to wonder the amazing discussion value this thread will have.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Both have the same avater[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 FPS, and everything would be insanely bland and overbalanced.[/quote]For a second there I thought I already posted in this thread. [/quote]For a second there I thought I posted in the wrong thread.[/quote] For a second there I forgot which one of us I'm supposed to be. [/quote]For a second there I thought I cloned myself and then went back in time and relived my life to the present moment and had a conversation with myself.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Refrigorator [/quote]prescribes Haemogloban-8N. Take once daily until symptoms clear. If taken for 7 days with no effect, see your healthcare professional immediately, as you may soon be unable to move your leg.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog You can see the future. That's so [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=1200568]raven[/url].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy All I got out of this post was -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] black snork r-ported for evading the bannhummer you blind stupid -blam!- cavity [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo3genius [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] black snork bannhummer[/quote]I wouldn't mind if this turned into a Bnet meme.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Hottest Halo Character[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Johnson, right after the new Halo exploded. I'd bet he was a few thousand degrees.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Did you ever notice how the camera in all of their mirror pics is always perfectly vertical or horizontal? I thought that was the oddest thing, then I realized. The camera isn't taking a picture of the person, it is taking a picture of itself.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bokonnon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] III H1TMAN III We all started off as a female baby. That's why we men have nipples. The nipples were already formed when we were a baby. Later on something would happen that would decide wheter we would be a boy or a girl. And if you're a boy you still have the nipples. So, technically, we've all been female once. 0___0 Probably many of you already knew, but I just figured it out. Thought I'd let the Flood know too, for the ones who didn't know. :P[/quote]so we`re all l3sbians... hawt[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prophet0fValor [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baklash 1337 I decided to get creative and use quotes from [b]users on a forum[/b] as examples of how a [b]well-informed populace[/b] would respond to the issue.[/quote]That's where you -blam!- up.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Melkorpwn You expected the flood to have an IQ higher than their shoe size?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insane Monx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dualkiller9000 what is on this log you found at the bottom of the sea?[/quote]A couple hundred cubic tons of water, of course.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Topic: Go back in time and leave a note, max three sentences[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando - The future is [b][i]waaaay[/i][/b] better. - You wont be able to read this for hundreds of years. - Chances are, youll probably misread this, and use it as some sort of prophecy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snake eater1234 Because everyone on the internet is a 6'8" Navy SEAL bodybuilder who could kill you in over 700 ways with his bare hands due to his master knowledge in every martial art known to man.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] demonhunter191 Call of Duty: Revenge of the Brontosaurus 3 kill streak: obtain rock 5 kill streak: light a fire 7 kill streak: call in pterodactyls[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartanelete M37 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Charged [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twilight_SparkIe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Martyr 117 Learn how to suck your own dick.[/quote]>be flexible >bend over and done[/quote]I thought Twilight Sparkle is a girl O_o[/quote]That's what she wants you to think.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 /thread[/quote]OK GUYS! The thread is over! You can stop posting now![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]RageSnipa96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]slayer2142 i herd sumone died frum it [/quote]Well, I am sitting infront of my computer with toothpaste on my nipples. If this is fake, I applaud whoever created it. I look like an idiot. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insane Monx A nut in the butt is worth two in the slut.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [b][u]What is your IQ?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galada [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galada were is the -50 option?[/quote]People who are that dumb don't know how to type.[/quote]waht casn i sey. i em a prodegy [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anathema [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Charged[/quote] Smash it with a hammer[/quote]since when does smashing a computer with a hammer fix it?[/quote]It doesn't, but suddenly you're electrocuted and you no longer care about your broken computer.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pydgie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup Remember when nostalgia didn't exist? Those were the days.[/quote]I laughed.[/quote]I almost cared[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Big Black Badger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 To be a pilot requires you to be an Officer or Warrant Officer.[/quote]Easy peasy. I bet OP is at least an Eclipse in Reach - Warrant Officer was no problem.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unit 076 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] silversleek 117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr The Flood will give you many different answers, some of which are wrong and some of which are right. Just do whatever feels natural to you.[/quote]almost all of which will be wrong. i know this.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] razzat pound her[/quote]lawl[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote]How would you go about defending your house [u][b]form a Scarab?[/b][/u][/quote]How has nobody picked this up yet?[/quote]Does anyone care?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] z0mbiebot Get on your knees, unzip his pants...... [/quote]...And fix the button. That thing keeps on coming undone. Also oral sex would help too.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cpt Nicholson Your are an Idiot. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BAK3D B34N Lots and lots of adult material.[/quote]Work and business files?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHOOTMEIFUDARE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 Making love in uncomfortable places. [/quote]Like the back of a Volkswagen?[/quote]More like the front. That gearstick gets places...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZYTHON [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadows1907 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra It's Duardo's favorite thing to do.[/quote]Its also a band[/quote]Blacklisting, getting band, same difference. [/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity Fat Alien is a raging buffoon cant argue with kids like that How many times you gonna hit reply Fat? calm the hell down and eat a moonpie [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mubox47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity calm the hell down and eat a moonpie[/quote]Best response to Fat Alien thus far.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A2 Wheel Terror Prove there is no god[/quote]How does one disprove the existence of himself?[/quote]I'm god, I can do whatever I please.[/quote] [Edited on 05.28.2012 8:05 PM PDT]