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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [b][u]Dotes: In a thread about Multiple Personality Disorder:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homestar2084 I don't call it a disorder, I call it someone to talk to[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz -10/10[/quote]Considering nobody is trolling in here, I agree, Op is a terrible troll.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chipax3d [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man Think about it, you can only get dry when you are wet, and you cant dry yourself when you are underwater, so you must not be wet.[/quote]This makes me moist.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flee4Me [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 If you go around wearing Pony T-shirts, humming the song, and constantly bring up MLP, you are a [b]Briny.[/b] [/quote]Is that a new breed of brony?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guevarista PL 96 Do I have to good or w/e?[/quote]No you have to goog.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SunGlassed Skunk Well played OP, but seriously halo CE, half life 2 was crap, mass effect 2 needed a lot of work and i've never played quake 2.[/quote]It appears that I am in complete disagreement with your opinion. Being a civilised person (And assuming you are one too), let us set aside our differences and respect each other's opinions. What I really mean to say is HOW THE HELL WAS HALF LIFE 2 CRAP?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petemech [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr Someone get this man some Kool-Aid![/quote]HEY, KOOL-AID! Now we sit and wait.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast Good for you.[/quote]Nvm. Thread successful.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DimentdMunchkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DimentdMunchkin You're going to need a 5 year old teddy bear and lighter fluid. Tear out the eyes of the teddy bear and glue them to the wall. Then light the teddy bear on fire, igniting the flame between the legs. Begin singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs. When you are finished, toss the bear out the window before it burns he house down. Then smash the most valuable thing in the room. If it is glass, cut a gash in your arm and drain the blood into the nearest toilet. If it is not something that shatters, boil it in hot water. then take either the remaining blood or boiled item and splash into your room. The ghost will give you a Big Mac and will leave peacefully.[/quote]I love you..[/quote]That's nice. Now stop staring and move on little boy. Or the ghost will haunt you too.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast Sounds like IBS and anxiety.[/quote]Question: As a Ninja Doctor, would you give him a prescription of medicine, or pain?[/quote]An SSRI and bentyl.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ankrow Bows shoot arrows and for some reason they are magnetically attracted to knees[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The muffin eater Post awesome facebook statuses you've seen here. "Roses are red Facebook is blue No mutual friends So who the -blam!- are you?"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GnarshField [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axle the Gamer i like them for some reoson like how they are scaly or cold they or warm they are[/quote]Not to be mean, but that was one of the most incoherent sentences I've ever read.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reptilian Rob [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Reptilian Rob[/quote][url=http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg600/scaled.php?server=600&filename=photoon20120109at1827.jpg&res=medium]You couldn't handle it.[/url][/quote]Somehow, I'm ok with that. :\[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Badseed_666 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RakoKoro Wow. That is justice. Texan style.[/quote]Wrong. Texas style is where they chain you up as a sacrifice and chuck norris round house kicks you to death. [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread about The Big Crunch Theory[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OVERLORDx117 I want Captain Crunch cereal now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XRevelationX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Please wait[/quote]While I try to comprehend what the hell you just said.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TaNk_DeMpSeY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheUsualPsycho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TaNk_DeMpSeY About 14 times*, then perma banned. *about five 7 days, six 14 days, and one 1 month. Also, five 3 days. it appears I'm the winner so far. I know there's [b][u]someone[/u][/b] who beats me.[/quote]I know people who have been [i][u][b]ULTRA BANNED[/b][/u][/i]. You can't even log into your account.[/quote]That's called Permaban.[/quote]I'm perma banned, and I can still log in.[/quote]Oh, well i'll take care of that for you. Also, an Ultraban is more sever than a permaban. On an Ultraban, you can't see PMs, groups, the boards, anything. OT: I don't know.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I ColdEmbrace I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ABotelho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Senturyon The drive you have in the picture is an external drive. You don't have to do any installing, you just plug it into an available USB port and start adding files. This type of drive is more expensive and usually slower than an internal drive. Also, the actual drive space that a computer reports is always less than the advertised space available, if you want you can look up specific reasoning for that but that's just the way it is.[/quote]It's quite simple... In actuality, 1MB=1024KB, not 1MB=1000KB. When they advertise, they use 1MB=1000KB so you end up getting less because your computer calculates it as 1MB=1024. Tada.[/quote]David Copperfield everyone! *applause*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mindlessidiots [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funbun777 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 They really need a lobster bowl where they throw lobsters into a giant metal arena that get's hotter at a steady rate so they have to kill each other quickly and then in the end, the winning lobster gets freed while the others are eaten.[/quote]This[/quote]PETA would throw a fit so do it [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Why do Americans say 'Math' instead of 'Maths'?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moar 7 fish Why do they call the smibbly bibbly a "remote control"? Or a cold on the cob a "Popsicle"? Who knows.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black and Scary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 But the robot was good[/quote]I had a dream in elementary school where I kidnapped and molested by Shrek. I'm not even kidding.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHAOLINMONKEY 93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BDfreshman Welcome to the Flood. Where everyone is perfectly in shape, is great with women, and can bench press an inhuman amount of weight. Also, we'd all survive the zombie apocalypse because all of our dad's have guns. And now, we can all do parkour.[/quote]My nose grows when I say I can do all those things.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DragonEyes To have an alt would mean they'd have to participate in the forums and we all know the mods never do that. [/quote]-blam!- /thread[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AcedannyK 7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Keiyoti What's a Drill Team?[/quote]Ask your mother.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0MrCheesy0o When the clock strikes 12:00 am some fairies are released from their cages, they then crawl inside people and force them to pee. This is known as the midnight release. Only happens on a full moon and when the one is up, which is pretty rare.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO12325 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MovingChicken Obviously a new spartan or cortona.[/quote]Cortona is my favourite character from the Holo series.[/quote]I heard Master Chef would be in the upcoming Holo game. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thomas17051996 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ix LP xI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] annoyinginge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana I want to put my controller through the screen after about the tenth time Garrus asked me for homosex.[/quote] "Put your controller through the screen"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?[/quote]LOL[/quote]I second that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferza 11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FlintyFlame67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] leoj16 3.1415926[/quote]3.1415926535..............[/quote]3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494 45923078164062862089986280348253421170679.....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dear World [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chronicaddict420 No, I don't dig.[/quote]Probably because you do illegal drugs.[/quote]Or he doesn't have a shovel.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvengerTam1010 no, but somebody almost there went for do even.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvengerTam1010 somebody almost there went for do even.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvengerTam1010 almost there went for do even.[/quote]Huh?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrBunsenHoneydew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Milkaholic45 Which is your favorite original song from any video game? [/quote]"Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton in Portal. Don't tell Marty.[/quote] [Edited on 03.12.2012 9:18 PM PDT]

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