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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave How did he force you to do anything?[/quote]Show us on this doll where he touched you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BastinatorX3r0 You're right I'm not afraid of the dark... I'm afraid of the lego pieces in it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Erebus1317 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAC Renegade "We are at bingo fuel!" "THIS ISN'T CALL OF DUTY! I NEED AIR-SUPPORT!"[/quote]"Do you have a five kill streak?" "No." "Sorry, no can do."[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: The image was actually embedded.[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achronos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TwistedDippy666 TLDR: We should be able to embed images much like bungie employees. It could be moderated with bans on using the embedding to prevent people embedding bad images.[/quote]lol, no [url=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2770/4199179769_77854c70d3_d.jpg]Image[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Sit down, Shut the -blam!- up, and Get out. IN THAT ORDER BEFORE I SLAP YOU WITH A TROUT![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Biack Rose66 I've been grinding in school. I'm a level 75 Math Centurion, a Level 79 English Maestro, Level 76 Science Scout, and a Level 80 German General. I can't wait to reach the college-end game! (lv81+)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Chiodos Bros [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GAMERGOD7777777 IT'S THE COLE TRAIN BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOO![/quote]THE COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SIMAN166 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aaz b That would be like buying a can of coke but being forced to pay extra to eat it.[/quote]I wouldn't care in that situation, cans taste terrible.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeanatr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeanatr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn My apple is quite tasty[/quote] I don't even...[/quote]Hint: My name is Adam. An apple is a fruit. Put 2 and 2 together yet?[/quote] So you eat your self?[/quote] Lets drop this conversation before it gets weirder.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Pesticide [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] supertripon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Pesticide And Skyrim will "overthrow" both of them.[/quote]Will it also walk through walls and fly?[/quote]Yes. Ghosts and Dragons will be in the game.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Navweb3620 .... behold the WALL OF TEXT. Eloquent in its design, yet mundane in its intelligence! Buy one now before the ninjas vandalize it![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Facebook selling your information [/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter They don't.[/quote]I've found Mark Zuckerberg's alt account, guys.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier >Smart >The Flood Pick one[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie Do it or Slenderman will kill you by morning.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] miss killjoyx x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man I use oxy clean.[/quote]Oxy clean doesn't love you and neither do I, now that I know you don't use Bar Keeper's.[/quote]Billy Mays just rolled over in his grave.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maxwell_Murder It is irresponsible ownership to have a pet that is not neutered. [/quote]So what about if you want to breed with it?[/quote]You would -blam!- a cat or dog? You are a sick -blam!-.[/quote]LOl u mad? It's tactical.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread was about typing with your elbows[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] treeclimber101 Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. i tried to write hello[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] watschenperson [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I hate unnecessary polls :/[/quote]I hate unnecessary comments.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkWinder_7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowVegan Kitten: Mew mew mew, Mew![/quote]Eeerm, no! It's actually "Mew mew, Mew!" Remember that "Mew" = Mew, not Mew, so you can't use "Mew" here. Dumbass...[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Topic: Do you carry a pocket knife?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dazarobbo No, but I do carry a spoon.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 *moves to Madagascar* AND CARL LIVED PEACEFULLY THERE FOREVER.[/quote]nope, they already shut down their only harbor.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadow Artiste I Assassin's Creed an RPG?[/quote]Of course...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] It Will Be Done [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mark V guy i have the right to be unhappy about my personal problems as well[/quote]Unconstitutional. You only have the right to the pursuit of happiness.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In Response To A Vegetarian Thread:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Dutchy They still eat animal crackers :/[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thenewxegk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] comandercody451 Flood members train of thought: "Everyone that agree's with my way of thinking and everyone that DOESN'T agree is a moron."[/quote]>topic of logical thinking >use of apostrophes are incorrect made me laugh a bit inside.[/quote]>Insults someone's grammar >Uses a plural verb with a singular subject Made me laugh a bit inside.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chotato the only way to change the future dna is to bread [/quote]lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B I bet everyone who is taking the OP seriously is counter-trolling, and the OP is counter-counter-trolling by taking their replies seriously.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel If your idea of getting sniped with a DMR from across Hemorrhage is a fun time then it could be considered good. [/quote]It isn't. But getting sniped across Hemorrhage with the Pistol is great fun.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolcor13 Community forum (I think).[/quote]Right.[quote]Foman on the other hand...I don't like him.[/quote]Wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DaGingaNinja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShotgunTroll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [i]This bill could not possibly be passed[/i]. So many people would be sent to prison. So many innocent people. It'd be funny to watch a large part of the justice system simply collapse under the stupidity of these egotistical media companies.[/quote]and yet when a company donates millions to the government, they do tend get their way.[/quote]Maybe I want this bill to be passed, because once it happens, the public outrage will be so great as to insure that such stupidity doesn't happen again. Prisons would be overflowing with random people from the internet. WTF?[/quote]Hello everyone, my name is SeaNanners, and I just dropped the soap.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xx HeNrIcUs xX 2.THE WORLD WILL NOT END TOMORROW[/quote]Not if we by more Dunkin Donuts! The world runs on Dunkin![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Wombat I'm outsane.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreshDaisys [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreshDaisys [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace [b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle Quick! Everyone into the Orgy pit! No fat chicks allowed, though. Sowee. Nothing wrong with fat chicks, bro. They're willing to do more.[/quote] More Cusion for the Pushin'[/quote]You seem to forget we'll be in a pit. They'd crush us, guise.[/quote] We could kill them and use their fat for food and comfort?[/quote]...that's....that's not a half bad idea. Good thinking, my boy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Flash Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nyan Nyan Nyan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyNinjaRN Burning feces...is [i]NOT[/i] a genius idea.[/quote]Why?[/quote]It stinks.[/quote] [Edited on 10.22.2011 4:37 PM PDT]

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