[quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat I'm not going to disclose the nature of my stay, nor am I going to delve too deep into the reason for my extended leave of absence from B.net. All I will say is that I miss you all and I'm glad to be back. So now that that's out of the way, what's happened Bungie/Halo-related in the past month? I've been out of the loop for quite some time. Besides that, what's happened with you guys in the last month? New beau? Moving out? Got fired? I wanna hear your stories. Oh, and no more complaining. At all. That's done.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Nebula I Are you now a 2 legged goat?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiter Sux [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sepian1148 I hear this master chief guy is a pretty cool dude...[/quote]he kills aliens...[/quote]... and doesn't afraid of anything.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlayersBane Girl gives you a back rub with her feet? She wants your dick.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gabriel Logan You know magnets? They are ancient artifacts left by aliens.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AmbigramMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyroxSnipes Even if there were aliens, why do you assume they'd instantly be hostile towards us ?[/quote]Because they're aliens.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theshadowstriker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman123123 *NerdGasms*[/quote]Clean that up! >:|[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Streptomyces Arent you the guy that wears makeup and isnt interested in living anymore?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: OP of thread said the world would be better when Bronies were dead. The following quote is from 5 bronies.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omgshesdead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Gabriel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkie Pie And Hitler thought killing all the Jewish people would make the world a better place. [/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Deception [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dont pass gass WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST BE NORMAL!?!?!? STOP BEING DIFFERENT THAN ME![/quote]This post combined with [url=http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1311316&d=1314619352]this picture[/url] pretty much represents every MLP hater. :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElMightyCondor [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kino lynee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElMightyCondor How did a RPG shoot down a AC-130?[/quote]Tracer[/quote]yup he fired a tracer dart like 30,000 feet in the air at a plane going 300 mph. SOUNDS LEGIT[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BOMB3RMAN2396 EVERYONE! OUT OF THE UNIVERSE! *Swallows self*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Wombat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anto91 devide that number by zero.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anto91 devide[/quote]No, no you won't.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire I don't wear pants.[/quote]Sometimes I only wear one pant.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Keiyoti I'm tempted but [url=http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.156503885.jpg]these[/url] look really difficult to take care of.[/quote]You should get a cuddly reptile.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnseenGamer For a moment, I thought you were saying that the virus turned PCs into Macs...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Od [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phil McCrackn Why cant I have a straight white pride parade? [/quote]We don't need parades for everythng.[/quote]Gamer Parade Let's do it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BouncedMr happy inb4Ince-[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana Mineception[/quote] ...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mastesargent How can you inb4 inb4s if you inb4ed two times before you inb4ed inb4s.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IBlazin PhoenixI Ah yes, "Reapers."[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adam Jensen Ah yes, "Reapers."[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave "Ah yes, Reapers."[/quote]I believe we have dismissed that claim.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] System of a pwn What would have happen if I poured self-raising flour on an orphan?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Statefarm98 >guy comes to school to blow it up and kill many >kids complain about how hot it is outside Yep[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: I can never infect Madagascar. [/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terrab That damn country always closes its one port before I can get there, no matter how sneaky or lethal my virus is. I mean come on, who wants to eliminate the entire human race EXCEPT Madagascar? Ugh. Advice?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 I've done it once. Got a virus and just made it contagious. Highly contagious and nothing else. I waited to have it spread across the world. As soon as people started closing borders (everything but madagascar infected) I just hoped. Madgascar closes it's borders. My virus Arrives on the last ship that enters. I win.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNSCboy I started there once. I was like, "this is awesome!" and then they shut the port down before I escaped. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terrab Madagascar... key to the survival of the human race.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SayonceJRC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Burned Remains -blam!-! IT WAS MEATSPIN!![/quote]How can there be meatspin on a phone?[/quote]lolwu-?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Patricius [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick Bread makes you fat.[/quote]Food makes you fat.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not Snake If there is an anniversary I demand Floodcake![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alpharias you started an off-topic thread on an off-topic forum. So yours is the MOST on-topic. you lose.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf I would try it, but....[/quote]You'll get there one day. Gin is one of the most wonderful spirits in the world.[/quote]I thought Djinns were the most powerful spirits.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [i]In other news, Saltines crackers was sued by whites.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Satisfaxion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eva Hitler And when he saved everything, instead of being the hero of the day, everyone thinks he is a traitor and he is just like: oh mkay...[/quote]So Batman = Titus?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkie Pie You should come to my parties. I got punch and apple-bobbing. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jamdat369 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheify Weefy 07 Blacklight virus([Prototype]) vs. T-virus(Resident Evil) Rebel 1! Fight![/quote]Aw man, I didn't bring my microscope. I really wanted to see this one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vegimite [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxxblaze643xxx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle You're relatively calm considering there's a gunman in your street.[/quote]There was a cop with a Glock beside me. Felt good.[/quote]Glock's shoot bullets, they don't stop them.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Oh, sorry. I forgot that I had a coup. I am one of those weird people that [b]uses IE[/b], I'm afraid.[/quote]probably how you got the virus in the first place.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jabez Dawz 01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DA BEST BAMF What ARRRRRRRRR you talking about? seewhatididthere? *Hears crickets* *Walks away awkwardly*[/quote]*Pukes*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron You're motivated. Believe me, and it will become true.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xagy [quote]Cats that have been genetically modified to glow in the dark are being used to gain insights into Aids. [/quote]That's the most random title, ever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elmicker Step 1: Stop running a server from your bedroom.[/quote]OI! I'm running it from my basement...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apocalypse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FriendlyStu16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apocalypse Yup[/quote]Lolno.[/quote]Lolyup[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cooliozz I have done extensive research and have concluded that both Hurricane Irene and Snooki blew the entire east coast to get on television.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz Told status of that kid Told [ ] Very told [ ] F**king told [ ] Knights Of The TOLD Republic [x][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox WE'VE WEAPONIZED TEXT WALLS[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] System of a pwn Pretty ironic for a politician to ban lying.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OoCarpetoO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fourever Al0ne amazing how you can't google the question, but rather ask us. [/quote]Amazing how I have been googling it for the last 30 minutes, idiot. I've tried all kinds of different variations including "Creepy Japanese Comic Mountain Holes" and stuff like that. How am I meant to google something I don't know the name of? Huh? [/quote]lrn2magic[/quote]No way. Last time I tried to learn magic I was touched inappropriately by Albus Dumbledore. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 what the hell?[/quote]If Recon doesn't know something, no one else will. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Diabetes is an STD? Props to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIvPzyK_8I]this dude[/url] then![/quote] [Edited on 09.18.2011 4:11 PM PDT]