[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAKE 4 CAKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cay330 Your an idiot. Apple completely redefined computers with their gui & reinvigorated the mobile market with their incredible ios they also make brilliant products & tons of other things.[/quote]I can't tell if your a troll or an overzealous apple fanboy. [/quote]I think a mixture of both in some bizarre combination that should never have existed. [/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r I'm so overwhelmed by what you just posted I dropped everything, put in my Battlefield and Call of Duty disks, played the games, was concerned by how correct you were, called Treyarch/Infinity Ward/DICE and complained, received no response, became incredibly upset, developed and overcame an addiction to eating toilet paper, wrote them an angrily worded letter, realized it was pointless, stepped outside, and helped the homeless at a soup kitchen to help me realize the important things in life. Thank you OP for this lifechanging post.[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: Subject: Bad Grammer On the Internet,,,?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NOtubes Now that I have your attention, what are some grammatical mistakes that you often come across while browsing this god forsaken web that covers the world? I, personally, hate it when people use apostrophes when not necessary, as when showing the plural form of a word. An example would be "game's" or "American's." Neither of those are meant to show possession, they are just meant to show that something is plural. I also hate the misuse of "your" and "you're." As a final addition, "there," "they're," and "their" are often misused, much to my discontent. By the way, I purposely made a few mistakes in the post body and in the title.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MC LOL88 its grammar, not grammer oh the irony! edit: oh..................................spiderman out of -blam!- nowhere![/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke You misspelled the word Grammar. EDIT: DAMN IT, BEATEN BY CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AGAIN![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] william ian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 It gets peoples attention.[/quote]Your coup is the best. :)[/quote]Hello Flood. Look at your coup. Now back to mine. Now back at your coup. Now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't as good as mine, but if you stopped using your coup and started resembling mine, it could look like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a forum with the coup your coup could look like. What's in your hand. Back at me. It's a mouse with two buttons to click on a thing you love. Look again. The mouse is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you change your coup to look as good as mine. I'm on a horse.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Can a game be good without multiplayer?[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Solitaire master race.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball [url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ut5aScAl7y4/SlQBha13gRI/AAAAAAAAARE/kY10wQVGRes/s400/Goon+-+fire+ape+s.jpg]Tottenham tries to get back to normal...when suddenly spontaneously combusting chimps attack the town!!![/url][/quote] [quote]Posted by: that_jacal so i was comin home from my boyfriends house .... my bottom huts soooo bad i cant put my panties back on ... my bottom hurts soooooooooooo bad...i dont have 2 go 2 skool with no pants 2morrow [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PheonixofLight [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nk1297 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bosco2196 I back squated 501 pounds today.[/quote]I back squated 502 pounds today.[/quote]I back squatted 503 today[/quote]I back squated 504 pounds today.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jeremiah Do not want. I'll make my own grilled cheese, thank you. [/quote]Bonus points, mod quoting and employee only because I agree with it. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo Before MLP it was Beiber, and before that it was Boxy. Something will replace it soon enough. Just let it roll.[/quote]Aren't you supposed to be vacation?[/quote]My name's Duardo, not vacation.[/quote]** Aren't you supposed to be ON vacation?[/quote]I was, but your mom left early so I had to cut the trip short.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] agentwash guy Floodocracy[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rayzor1995 I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts on burn victims.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] atrius16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thel Vaddam I'M GOING TO ESCALATOR LAND![/quote]Oh darn, eels!![/quote]AWW [dolphin noise]!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SangheiliWarrior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IMMortal Ki113R Sure, you wanna have some [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vmu6by_vVh0]chocolate?[/url][/quote]Vegeta: We have Goku... Broly: Goku? GOKU?! GOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUUU!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grammar Policia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 So we kill them. Dosen't make sense. We're avaricious bastards. We know it, and we abuse what we've been given.[/quote]OP, have you ever considered being a politician or car salesman? [/quote]Or maybe a beastiality star.[/quote]Upon further consideration, I have decided to run for President as a zoophiliac used cars salesman.[/quote] [u][b]Dotes: Subject: On SPARTANS and their Careers[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 If only we had a forum for discussing the canon of Bungie's game universes, so topics like this could be discussed in depth. We can dream, right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Right now, I'm sitting cross legged on my bed, and I fell like gravity is shifting to the right, like I'm going to fall down onto the far right wall.[/quote]Maybe you shouldn't have bolted your bed to the wall.[/quote]Yeah maybe :([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aaz b [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BAK3D B34N Stick it in her butt. They love that. Especially if it's a surprise, don't take it gently either, they love it hard and deep.[/quote]This man knows what's what. The only lube you need is will power.[/quote]Why did I laugh so hard?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Extreme1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nerd [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Extreme1 [i]Anything posted In This thread is to be taken with a grain of salt.[/I][/quote]What about a grain of pepper?[/quote]Pepper evolved from a mutation gene in the Salt.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GAMERGOD7777777 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Castaway [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GAMERGOD7777777 *whispers*yay*whispers*[/quote]*whispers*you rock. woohoo *whispers*[/quote]This thread...needs to be about 20% cooler.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DavidJCobb [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SangheiliWarrior OP, you seem to have trouble being in the pool.[/quote]POOLS CLOSED![/quote][url=http://myfacewhen.com/264/]POOL'S OPEN.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halloweendog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halloweendog Its a question of preference, Would you prefer a piece of chicken or a roast dinner? (sorry if vegetarian) [/quote]What if I want a vegetarian instead?[/quote]Ask the flood mob bar if they have any food? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64794294]linky[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 Your grammatical understanding matches that of a plastic fork.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: I need help upgrading my toaster.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CysticApplepie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar I think I'm going to go with the [url=http://www.appliancist.com/4-slice-toaster.jpg]quad,[/url] but [url=http://www.eggandmuffintoaster.net/toaster.jpg]this[/url] does much more. Which toaster should I upgrade to?[/quote]Hmmm...Well the thing with quad slot toasters VS dual slot toasters is that the dual might be faster if you're not goint to be multitasking, (overclocking your toaster may change that) You also want less slots for a cooler temperature, also overclocking your toaster can shorten it's life.[/quote]That egg fryer is a waste of cash. IMO just get the quad toaster, and over clock that. You'll get maximum toast-making performance, but as Cystic said, it can shorten your toaster's life span. However, the quad slot is going to be faster than the dual slot no matter what, and you'll be able to enjoy maximum toast in the shortest amount of time.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Plopples [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DethB2U I simply can't grow a beard.[/quote]Not with that attitude anyway.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMLGx420xSNIPERx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DERPZORZ lol i r wey mur pro skillz then ur face ima 1v1 u and get parfecton lololo noooooooooooooooooob.[/quote] Speak English noob. [/quote]Look at the pot telling the kettle to be white.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USArmyRanger7RB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mushroomman3rd [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jayster 94 Watching a moive with the family and a sex scene comes on.[/quote][/quote]Don't watch Deadgirl or Splice with ANYONE. Awkward out the wazoo.[/quote]The awkward moment when it actually comes out the wazoo.[/quote] [Edited on 08.21.2011 8:30 PM PDT]