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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] guitarhero554 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ctjl96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Eagle X99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] guitarhero554 Kool-aid>Pepsi>Coke[/quote]Sir please keep 3rd parties out of this discussion. This is your only warning or it's straight to the timeout box. Coke and Pepsi only gentlemen.[/quote]Yes, I quite agree. Third parties are not allowed.[/quote]:(:( double sadface[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter We are Flood We are Stupid We do not care We do not attempt[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I1I Stealth I1I I bet you like fighting with your Sister. [/quote]Of course I do. She is always asking for it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reykjavik It is inferior to every book that is better than it.[/quote]Join us now, in stating the same thing using different words twice![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epic Sax Guy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Econo Trollin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Google Chrome [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicsm1ley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Eagle Goose I started up a new world to start the aether, and I went into a cave. I saw some coal, so I started to mine it. I GOT 65 PEICES FROM ONE DEPOSIT. Is this a new record?[/quote]I got 66 Coal from one deposit. Problem? [/quote]I got 67 Coal from one deposit Problem?[/quote]I got 68 Coal from one deposit. Problem?[/quote]I got 68 Coal and was about to get 1 more but, instead I struck diamonds. Problem?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IYIysterious [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IYIysterious [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lies and Deceit Go.[/quote]No.[/quote]Yo.[/quote]Bro.[/quote]So.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wild Smurf 14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USDA Beefmaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Mittensworth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USDA Beefmaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Mittensworth No. We are nuking mexico[/quote]Then where will we get our burritos and tacos?![/quote]Um taco bell?[/quote]You, sir, disgust me. You call that food?![/quote]No, I usually just call it nachos.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SayonceJRC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xi RaGeQuIt iX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BAK3D B34N [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thenewxegk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BAK3D B34N [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63872393]This whole thread should go in just because of the first 2 pages.[/url][/quote]IKR![/quote]Kwyet you! XD[/quote]quiete! xD[/quote]Be quite guys!! >:|[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kashmir A17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] timothy pumpkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dback139 I use math in the pharmaceutical lab that I work in every single day. Come to think of it, I don't know a single job in existence that doesn't use math in some form.[/quote]Author! Oh wait, even then you have to write the page numbers :D[/quote] Clown![/quote]Volume calculations for clown car capacity.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lolmenade This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WEDGESKYWALKER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hmfjkfj Bottom right pocket. Anyone who puts there wallet in there front pocket doesn't know how to put a wallet in his pocket. [/quote]Anyone whos spells their there as they're they dont know they're their is there[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x The other day, I caught a housefly between my thumb and forefinger. Try getting a non-gamer to do that. /thread[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mad Cat 74 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JibJub1212 My Little Pony is awesome.[/quote][/quote][url=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln0tutReeE1qfb1s6.jpg]Oh boy...[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe WHAT THE FU-boom![/quote]*Evil laugh as face melts off* [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sigma617 Ho hum. Ho very much hum....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHOASAGENT I don't see why it's so hard to split atoms, you just need a sharp knife. After you have that just start waving it through the air like a madman.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] timothy pumpkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kil1ertomatog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dobatch O Sully IN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED THEY SAID 'IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?' I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR IN GERMANY F**KING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN! I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER" I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE, I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.[/quote]JESUS CHRIST POEM OF THE CENTURY[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gandalf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DL Coup D Bungie YOU SHALL NOT PASS[/quote]*Passes* WHAT NOW SON?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] capitonRender007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyJediMaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da bomb drop SO because they may kill someone with it, it should be banned? Quick everyone! We must crusade against the dangerous gardening equipment that may just kill someone![/quote][url=http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/07/31/demotivational-posters-rake-axe/]I'll never let you take my Rake Axe[/url][/quote]I will fill my yard with those when the zombies come, best invention eva![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] annoyinginge The only an with a PhD in asskicking.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeyBlade789 Simple: When Marty's orchestra dicks up, heads roll.[/quote]That, or Marty can play the sword like nobody could ever believe.[/quote]He was a First Chair Fencer in his High School Band.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Purple Hippo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Random Guy44 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Purple Hippo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phonomenal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Purple Hippo Fapping Spree![/quote]Fapping Frenzy![/quote]Fappocalypse![/quote]fapamanjaro![/quote]Fapionare! 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[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nk1297 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chichiace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nk1297 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja fighterr *burns school down* I think I win...[/quote]*rebuilds school* no I WIN[/quote][i]Goes[/i] home. I WIN.[/quote]*burns down home* NOW I WIN[/quote]*Shouts "I WIN!"* Now I win.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad *Girl fails to locate Russia on a map* *facebook*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Durable Sausage [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mehh i lag850 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Taconomicon You should try Xbox.com[/quote]Don't listen to him, try Xbox.com.[/quote]If that doesn't work, try Xbox.com[/quote]Or even Xbox.com[/quote]And as a last resort... 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Bushy hair, short, obsessed with rings.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Telec I am Maximus Decimus Merdidius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legion, loyal servant of the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Purple Hippo How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PunxsatownyPhil [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hunter S7 lolpolitics[/quote]I shall call them... lolitics![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3B33fizpower wtf is hengar?[/quote]The evolved form of gaunter, who evolves from hastly.[/quote] [Edited on 08.12.2011 12:00 PM PDT]

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